Merry Christmas Everyone :)

[Captain Janeway]

So, did I miss anything good?

[Wendy <3]

Lisa brought some 80 year old woman here to harass

[rubycalaber]

New girlfriend's taking me to Las Vegas tonight, we're thinking about getting married at the drive-thru l

did you actually end up getting married in a drive through in las vegas rofl

[Captain Janeway]

did you actually end up getting married in a drive through in las vegas rofl

No. We went to the magistrate, we're going to re-do a big wedding for our 5 year anniversary.

We ended up going to Tijuana instead. I remember very little. Lots of really good sex, that's about all that comes to mind. I can still go 8 times in a day

[Captain Janeway]

Lisa brought some 80 year old woman here to harass

Well hopefully lisa dies before the nice lady she's fixated herself on, that "woman" has issues...

gross, Tijuana is fucking disgusting, now

[Captain Janeway]

gross, Tijuana is fucking disgusting, now

Yeah I saw shit in the streets some places, like India...

Anyways I found a nice record shop there, got some Pink Floyd albums for around $5 US, new.

[juji]

Why Tijuana? you should have gone to different places.

[Captain Janeway]

Why Tijuana? you should have gone to different places.

Eventually we want to buy a house in Rosarita, and commute across the border to work in San Diego. She's a dual citizen
so she can buy property there. For now though she's trying to get us free lifetime insurance through a thing. Como estas Elz,que hay de Nuevo?

[juji]

wait, are you cody?

[Captain Janeway]

¡Sí amigo!

Mucho tiempo no veo ti

[juji]

holy shit...

[Wendy <3]

Did you get rid of your grandma wife

[Captain Janeway]

Did you get rid of your grandma wife

Yes, the new one is in my avatar pic and I'm the guy in the pic

[juji]

I dont remember how Cody quit posting here forever when he was in Virginia as racist house painter, then it seems Cody is in San Diego

[Captain Janeway]

No lo see
Mi vida está loco
Yo tiene una buena esposa

[juji]

does your wife speak spanish?

[Captain Janeway]

does your wife speak spanish?

Yes, actually she thinks in it. Didn't go to English speaking school until like 9th grade. I'm basically a Mexican anyways, might as well proceed with my assimilation.

[juji]

Yes, actually she thinks in it. Didn't go to English speaking school until like 9th grade. I'm basically a Mexican anyways, might as well proceed with my assimilation.

You're not a mexican, you're a gringo.

It's not how you look, it's how you speak and your knowledge of culture. I assume when you're more than 65 years old and you will plan to retire in Mexico for cheap living including foods, services, medicines, etc. with your social security.

[Captain Janeway]

You're not a mexican, you're a gringo.

It's not how you look, it's how you speak and your knowledge of culture. I assume when you're more than 65 years old and you will plan to retire in Mexico for cheap living including foods, services, medicines, etc. with your social security.

no she's going to help me start applying for the citizenship process in the next year or so and help me with the history and all that stuff because she is extremely fluent in all of that having grown up in it. Unlike your kinsmen when I move to Mexico I fully intend to assimilate into the culture that's there, not bring my bullshit with me. it might remember me having talked about moving down as far as correct way before so it's not like this is a new idea for me

[Captain Janeway]

And nobody says gringo anymore dude, it's gabacho

[Desolation]

por que :v

[juji]

no she's going to help me start applying for the citizenship process in the next year or so and help me with the history and all that stuff because she is extremely fluent in all of that having grown up in it. Unlike your kinsmen when I move to Mexico I fully intend to assimilate into the culture that's there, not bring my bullshit with me. it might remember me having talked about moving down as far as correct way before so it's not like this is a new idea for me

Are you going to renounce US citizenship? or get dual citizenship like your wife?

[juji]

And nobody says gringo anymore dude, it's gabacho

fuck cholos and chicanos they are worst fake mexicans why even bother learning their slang?

gabacho is old term to call french people

[Captain Janeway]

Are you going to renounce US citizenship? or get dual citizenship like your wife?

Dual. Gonna work in San Diego, take my pinche guero dinero back to mi hacienda para mi corazan

[juji]

Dual. Gonna work in San Diego, take my pinche guero dinero back to mi hacienda para mi corazan

So what's the point for mexican citizenship? Like I said you could plan for retire in Mexico for cheaper living that's only one choice.

[Captain Janeway]

So what's the point for mexican citizenship? Like I said you could plan for retire in Mexico for cheaper living that's only one choice.

In case she dies before I do the government can't take my property away from me.

[reno]

cag cody and lisa

[juji]

In case she dies before I do the government can't take my property away from me.

Ok good luck with that but remember $ 50? that might be your fear

[reno]

i really miss general doli, he remains the best poster to have ever posted at ytmnd post-gush era