ungh i need to eat a big oatmeal

i ate so much fried chicken last night and i was all exdcited so i didnt really chew it enough i think now it feels like http://pre04.deviantart.net/5d30/th/...rs-d6wg8mb.jpg

let me rub ur tummy

no no please don't its going to bu- oh ahhhh that feels better.

where did you learn to do that?

drink coffee with big meals so you get the laxative effect

i shitted twice and im making a cwohffee now

twice what are you karen carpenter