ungh i need to eat a big oatmeal

[internutt]

i ate so much fried chicken last night and i was all exdcited so i didnt really chew it enough i think now it feels like

[Desolation]

let me rub ur tummy

[internutt]

no no please don't its going to bu- oh ahhhh that feels better.

where did you learn to do that?

[maks]

drink coffee with big meals so you get the laxative effect

[internutt]

i shitted twice and im making a cwohffee now

[maks]

twice what are you karen carpenter