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:jesus:
please wash my hair with youre filthy feet
please make me anew
grant my wishes
no gays allowed etc
amen
desiderata for this thread should begin
lord grant me the replies for which i have zero...
granma gona teach me a new technique maybe rubber bands on the eggs maybe tye dye but i prefer real chocolate eggs
she hid my badket in her office, i saw it vehind her recumbamt bicycle as i bent over to pick up the green shredded cellophane, i heard the door click closed..then locked..
i got up slowly, turned my head, and granma lily was towering over me.
lord, grant me the eggs which the local piggly wiggly is barrenQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
she bellowed the lord has cum for me, and now you will too!!!!
lily grabs my young supple cheeks, tan from summer camp
i cry out for jesus but no one answers as she covers my mouth with cholorofoam dishrag it was at that moment i realized the easter bunny ..wasnt... real...
god entered lily's fat body like a body the same size
Lily is a better person than you