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    please wash my hair with youre filthy feet
    please make me anew
    grant my wishes
    no gays allowed etc
    amen
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    desiderata for this thread should begin

    lord grant me the replies for which i have zero...

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    granma gona teach me a new technique maybe rubber bands on the eggs maybe tye dye but i prefer real chocolate eggs
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    she hid my badket in her office, i saw it vehind her recumbamt bicycle as i bent over to pick up the green shredded cellophane, i heard the door click closed..then locked..
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    i got up slowly, turned my head, and granma lily was towering over me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by m0nde View Post
    lord grant me the replies for which i have zero
    lord, grant me the eggs which the local piggly wiggly is barren

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    she bellowed the lord has cum for me, and now you will too!!!!
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    lily grabs my young supple cheeks, tan from summer camp
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    i cry out for jesus but no one answers as she covers my mouth with cholorofoam dishrag it was at that moment i realized the easter bunny ..wasnt... real...
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    god entered lily's fat body like a body the same size
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    Lily is a better person than you
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