You might be in poverty if..
If your bathroom doubles as a refrigerator.. you might be in poverty.
If you use mcdonald's napkins as toilet paper.. you might be in poverty.
If the stack of pizza boxes in your living room doubles as an end table.. you might be in poverty.
If flushing your toilet involves fast reflexes and guitar strings tied to the towel rack.. you might be in poverty.
If cooking breakfast involves improvisation with things like popcorn kernels, spagetti noodles, rice, and A1 sauce.. you might be in poverty.
If you and your roommate are arguing over whose quarter was found on the kitchen floor.. you might be in poverty.
If you hold on to ketchup, soy sauce, and parmesan cheese packets from fast food restaurants.. you might be in poverty.
If someone is living on your couch paying you $100 a month for rent.. you might be in poverty.
If your living room is also someone's bedroom.. you might be in poverty.
If getting from your porch to the inside your front door involves leaping, stepping on upside down buckets, or pole vaulting... you might be in poverty.
If your car windows only roll back up on certain days.. you might be in poverty.
If you use your odometer to know how far you can make it before your car runs out of gas.. you might be in poverty.
If you once tried the taste of hand lotion to see if it was edible.. you might be in poverty.
If a light-bulb burnt out and you and your friends simply stopped using that room.. you might be in poverty.
If getting dressed each morning consists of rummaging through dirty clothes on your bedroom floor looking for "good socks".. you might be in poverty
