You might be in poverty if..

[Plug Drugs]

If your bathroom doubles as a refrigerator.. you might be in poverty.
If you use mcdonald's napkins as toilet paper.. you might be in poverty.
If the stack of pizza boxes in your living room doubles as an end table.. you might be in poverty.
If flushing your toilet involves fast reflexes and guitar strings tied to the towel rack.. you might be in poverty.
If cooking breakfast involves improvisation with things like popcorn kernels, spagetti noodles, rice, and A1 sauce.. you might be in poverty.
If you and your roommate are arguing over whose quarter was found on the kitchen floor.. you might be in poverty.
If you hold on to ketchup, soy sauce, and parmesan cheese packets from fast food restaurants.. you might be in poverty.
If someone is living on your couch paying you $100 a month for rent.. you might be in poverty.
If your living room is also someone's bedroom.. you might be in poverty.
If getting from your porch to the inside your front door involves leaping, stepping on upside down buckets, or pole vaulting... you might be in poverty.
If your car windows only roll back up on certain days.. you might be in poverty.
If you use your odometer to know how far you can make it before your car runs out of gas.. you might be in poverty.
If you once tried the taste of hand lotion to see if it was edible.. you might be in poverty.
If a light-bulb burnt out and you and your friends simply stopped using that room.. you might be in poverty.
If getting dressed each morning consists of rummaging through dirty clothes on your bedroom floor looking for "good socks".. you might be in poverty

[blumpkin blownuts]

mcdonalds gives you 80 fucking napkins with a hamburger im not just gonna throw them out

[Plug Drugs]

If when you're turning on your stove-top burners, you have to tell everyone to "stand back".. you might be in poverty

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

Plug Drugs is the only real gentleman I've met here, he's actually a genuine and great guy

[Plug Drugs]

If turning on the kitchen sink's hot water triggers a chain reaction of noises traveling through the walls of your house.. you might be in poverty.

[Plug Drugs]

If you give your friends a kickass coupon for their birthday present.. you might be in poverty.

[Plug Drugs]

you might be in poverty if you take the tobacco out of cigarette butts to roll more cigarettes

[blumpkin blownuts]

your mama's so poor she got kicked outta the candy store for cussin at the gum machine cuz it didnt take food stamps

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

you might be in poverty if you take the tobacco out of cigarette butts to roll more cigarettes

lol

so gross

I used to know guys who did that

would get a shopping bag, walk around the street and pick up ciggie butts and bring them home, empty them and roll their own with it

so gross

[Desolation]

People thats drug dealin just to get by stack ya money till it gets sky high, we wasnt supposed to make it past 25 but the jokes on you we still alive

[rubycalaber]

good thread to test out a new smiley