Hello. I am Adolf Hitler.

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hi, it's me Alsto, AlstoPace... you might remember me from some of my previous posts on the internet...

Hello I am marks98 it's nice to meet you Adolf welcome to our little community please try not to gas anyone tia

did you ever hear back from the fake doli I really want to know why the fuck he said I forced him to give you his account

did you?

no I never said anything of the sort then one day doli sent me a steam message asking why the fake doli PMed him claiming I said he'd better hand over his account or else. I'm not doubting that I have that kind of influence but I never said a word to the fucking dude I don't even know who it was in fact I suspected it was the real doli until that happened.

only thing i remember about doli: pope avatars, anime fag, and friends with PT (where are you Pastor Travis?)...

pastor travis popped in a few months ago but he hasn't been around with any kind of regularity.

hopefully he'll post tonight, i don't have much longer to live...

spinal meningitis got you down?

oh no, i'm healthy but you never know what tomorrow brings...

you've been in my prayers every night since the TOXIC MEGACOLON incident so I have to assume that whatever deity I'm praying to has got your back

hopefully you're praying to Joe Pesci because he gets shit done...

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Originally Posted by Alsto

only thing i remember about doli: pope avatars, anime fag, and friends with PT (where are you Pastor Travis?)...

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hekllo i am anime fag i love anime and the anime stuff

[throws gliter on u]

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Originally Posted by maks

did you ever hear back from the fake doli I really want to know why the fuck he said I forced him to give you his account

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no he disapeared

nf

anime and glitter, horrible...

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Originally Posted by Alsto

hopefully you're praying to Joe Pesci because he gets shit done...

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you must spread some reputation around before you pat alsto on the back for his carlin reference

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

no he disapeared

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dammit I hate mysteries

yeah, rip Carlin... nvr4get...

I wasted my whole ratio on revolutiontt downloading VHS rips of his shitty sitcom from like 1992 where he played a cab driver

i had hbo growing up and watch a lot of atheist related/relevant videos...

thank god for hbo, if it wasn't for that my 10 year old self would have had nothing to masturbate to

life finds away...

I feel bad for kids today whose parents have any clue what they're up to. my mom had no idea I was jerking off to 'real sex 12' in 4th grade

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Originally Posted by maks

thank god for hbo, if it wasn't for that my 10 year old self would have had nothing to masturbate to

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damn 10? i didn't discover jilling until i was 13 but before then i'd like straddle the arm of the sofa

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Originally Posted by plusle riot

damn 10? i didn't discover jilling until i was 13 but before then i'd like straddle the arm of the sofa

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I actually (no joke) figured out masturbation when I was 3 or 4, though back then I wasn't jerking off so much as fucking a blanket. I also didn't know that I wasn't supposed to do it in front of people.

Born Horny: The Story of Marks98

lets be honest I still do it in front of people but not as much as I used to