Hello. I am Adolf Hitler.

[Genital Doli]

[Alsto]

hi, it's me Alsto, AlstoPace... you might remember me from some of my previous posts on the internet...

[maks]

Hello I am marks98 it's nice to meet you Adolf welcome to our little community please try not to gas anyone tia

[maks]

did you ever hear back from the fake doli I really want to know why the fuck he said I forced him to give you his account

[Alsto]

did you?

[maks]

no I never said anything of the sort then one day doli sent me a steam message asking why the fake doli PMed him claiming I said he'd better hand over his account or else. I'm not doubting that I have that kind of influence but I never said a word to the fucking dude I don't even know who it was in fact I suspected it was the real doli until that happened.

[Alsto]

only thing i remember about doli: pope avatars, anime fag, and friends with PT (where are you Pastor Travis?)...

[maks]

pastor travis popped in a few months ago but he hasn't been around with any kind of regularity.

[Alsto]

hopefully he'll post tonight, i don't have much longer to live...

[maks]

spinal meningitis got you down?

[Alsto]

oh no, i'm healthy but you never know what tomorrow brings...

[maks]

you've been in my prayers every night since the TOXIC MEGACOLON incident so I have to assume that whatever deity I'm praying to has got your back

[Alsto]

hopefully you're praying to Joe Pesci because he gets shit done...

[Genital Doli]

only thing i remember about doli: pope avatars, anime fag, and friends with PT (where are you Pastor Travis?)...

hekllo i am anime fag i love anime and the anime stuff

[Genital Doli]

[throws gliter on u]

[Genital Doli]

did you ever hear back from the fake doli I really want to know why the fuck he said I forced him to give you his account

no he disapeared

[juji]

nf

[Alsto]

anime and glitter, horrible...

[maks]

hopefully you're praying to Joe Pesci because he gets shit done...

you must spread some reputation around before you pat alsto on the back for his carlin reference

[maks]

no he disapeared

dammit I hate mysteries

[Alsto]

yeah, rip Carlin... nvr4get...

[maks]

I wasted my whole ratio on revolutiontt downloading VHS rips of his shitty sitcom from like 1992 where he played a cab driver

[Alsto]

i had hbo growing up and watch a lot of atheist related/relevant videos...

[maks]

thank god for hbo, if it wasn't for that my 10 year old self would have had nothing to masturbate to

[Alsto]

life finds away...

[maks]

I feel bad for kids today whose parents have any clue what they're up to. my mom had no idea I was jerking off to 'real sex 12' in 4th grade

[plusle riot]

thank god for hbo, if it wasn't for that my 10 year old self would have had nothing to masturbate to

damn 10? i didn't discover jilling until i was 13 but before then i'd like straddle the arm of the sofa

[maks]

damn 10? i didn't discover jilling until i was 13 but before then i'd like straddle the arm of the sofa

I actually (no joke) figured out masturbation when I was 3 or 4, though back then I wasn't jerking off so much as fucking a blanket. I also didn't know that I wasn't supposed to do it in front of people.

[Alsto]

Born Horny: The Story of Marks98

[maks]

lets be honest I still do it in front of people but not as much as I used to