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The meter maid scared me
There was banging and crashing at my door and I opened it to check because it's stormy and thought something was crashing and opened my door and it was a cute blonde chick checking my electrity meter at my front door but I wasn't expecting to see anyone so I opened the door in my pyjamas, a big waft of weed smoke with me and squealed at the cute meter maid chick on my doorstep and closed the door again giggling.
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Maybe try cleaning up all the garbage in and around your house you stupid bitch
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The dead cat in the bag, the clothes you left rotting outside, your rusty lawn furniture, yourself, etc
