The meter maid scared me

There was banging and crashing at my door and I opened it to check because it's stormy and thought something was crashing and opened my door and it was a cute blonde chick checking my electrity meter at my front door but I wasn't expecting to see anyone so I opened the door in my pyjamas, a big waft of weed smoke with me and squealed at the cute meter maid chick on my doorstep and closed the door again giggling.

[Wendy <3]

Maybe try cleaning up all the garbage in and around your house you stupid bitch

What garbage

Fucktard

[Wendy <3]

The dead cat in the bag, the clothes you left rotting outside, your rusty lawn furniture, yourself, etc