In other news i still can't give my dick away

I couldn't even give my ass away to this broad, she ignroed my response.
http://nashville.craigslist.org/cas/3638964295.html

She's pretty hot, would you let her fuck you in the ass y/n? I had this running fantasy of her drilling me doggy style while i cradled her face with the inside of my elbow the whole time i was out tonight.

Everyone email her ad and tell her the d-bag in the green bathrobe is serious, plze help me get laid

This posting has been flagged for removal...

FUCK, it was still up like 5 mins ago

gonna see if it's in my cache

oh dammit, it's replaced by the removal page FUCK FUCK FUCK

This smoking hot chick with three pictures, said she was looking for a guy to dress in stockings and fuck with a strap-on

http://i.imgur.com/wC6UORh.jpg

found her pic at least
http://i.imgur.com/zPeLM43.jpg

What straight guy wouldn't want to get ass-reamed by her

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Originally Posted by Lexi Persimmons

http://i.imgur.com/wC6UORh.jpg

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not a shamele, a real bona fide chick with a strap-on

you're the perfect candidate.

I told her I didn't have any womens clothes but I told her about my perfumes and that I'd show up smelling like a high school cheerleader

wear that green bath robe.

thats for after she's tapped dat azz and we go outside to smoke

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Originally Posted by jackDpedo

sKKKreen KKKapz

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i had a screenshot ready but i managed to replace it in my clipboard before putting it in photoshop, FML

flag knows all about getting his azz tapped. don't ya flag?

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

found her pic at least
http://i.imgur.com/zPeLM43.jpg

What straight guy wouldn't want to get ass-reamed by her

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Do you really want to get fucked by that woman?

I'd fuck her... I'm still undecided about letting her put anything up my ass, but I seriously considered it.

she reminds me of faptima but with giant knockerz

lol at M4MMM

maybe im setting my sights too low, next time I post an ad of my own i'm putting M4FFFFFFFF

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

I'd fuck her... I'm still undecided about letting her put anything up my ass, but I seriously considered it.

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Ok, tell her "please don't spit my face and ask a permission if im ready to eat my own cum form your hand"

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

I'd fuck her... I'm still undecided about letting her put anything up my ass, but I seriously considered it.

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man I bet when you get there, her big black boy friend turns up and wants to join the fun.

The problem is simple bob

1. You are fat and ugly

2. You are a stupid moron

3. You have the personality of a dog turd.

This is why even desperate craigslist whores... even the ones who will fuck for money reject you.

:sweat:

and what a wuss

constantly TRYING to dish it out yet fucking crying at anything that might insult you

pathetic bob

go on a diet, work out, stop acting like a pathetic depserate loser dickhead and then try again

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

and what a wuss

constantly TRYING to dish it out yet fucking crying at anything that might insult you

pathetic bob

go on a diet, work out, stop acting like a pathetic depserate loser dickhead and then try again

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get a job, pay your rent

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

The problem is simple bob

1. You are fat and ugly

2. You are a stupid moron

3. You have the personality of a dog turd.

This is why even desperate craigslist whores... even the ones who will fuck for money reject you.

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you ain't no Laura Croft. leave my friend bob alone.

stupid ho that's not tears its sweat because i feel so sick burnt

actually i've learned to just automatically assume the inverse of anything you say if i want the truth - and despite your creep ass attraction to me i wouldn't fuck you if my dick was on fire

Let me know if you contacted her

Strap-on girl? Or lisa?