In other news i still can't give my dick away

[Lisa Claus]

The problem is simple bob

1. You are fat and ugly

2. You are a stupid moron

3. You have the personality of a dog turd.

This is why even desperate craigslist whores... even the ones who will fuck for money reject you.

[Lexi Persimmons]

The problem is simple bob

1. You are fat and ugly

2. You are a stupid moron

3. You have the personality of a dog turd.

This is why even desperate craigslist whores... even the ones who will fuck for money reject you.

you ain't no Laura Croft. leave my friend bob alone.