cuz we're not therapists
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cuz we're not therapists
im pretty sure a lizard on my porch is flirting with one of my plastic dinosaurs
im pretty sure you have plastic dinosaurs on your front porch in the hope that a mexican child will be attracted to them and no one will miss him when you lock him in your sex den because he's mexican
i tried to cacth a lizard once and it tried to jump away but didnt look behind him so he jumped backwards into my shoe and tried to hide between the side of my shoe and my foot
then there was the time i found a live, healthy lizard under a pile of laundry. we have monkeygrass that hangs over the sidewalks so i'm pretty sure he got inside by jumping into my pant cuff while i was going from the driveway to the door
actually garfield is a therapist
he's an all natural holemender
isn't it amazing how great lizards are until they make there way to a computer
few things children love more then a trail of snickers leading to the front door and one of those things is plastic dinosaursQuote:
Originally Posted by clay
The therapist told Lisa not to post on forums so she fired him.
The therapist told her to kill her baby irl or else her welfare checks would stop coming.
no bob, you're not a therapist
you're a fucktard loser troll with no life
fuck off and make better posts you fucking waste of space
you are SUCH a dickhead
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
that you fucking losers spam fucktard posts about me is not MY fucking problem
you are simply fucked in the head
lmao. I love Bob.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Claus
That wasn't very nice...
her therapist takes two D batteries
she gets so ragey when i reach out a helping hand she's like an abused shelter animal
srsly lisa you may annoy the living shit out of me and everyone else but i think even you deserve to be happy and that's why i'm prescribing intensive therapy with a real therapist. now that we've broken down your steel-reinforced ego, you are ready to get honest with a trained, caring stranger
you have below average intelligence bob
She's an ungrateful old whore who needs a good finger-banging.Quote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
this obsessed bush-pig dyke is gross
my iq is 174 but i'm sure some aussie trash knows better than 3 different psychologistsQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Claus
They need to make an official Finger-bang Lisa day in Australia and the participants can dare each other to sniff the finger.
i just want you to be happy lisa, your miserable life is bringing me the fuck down and i don't need this
get a life of your own fuckwitQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
no it's closer to 74Quote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
you can't just add a 1 to the front of your IQ bob and hope to pull it off
If you don't think Lisa is wonderful your IQ immediately shrinks away
that's rich coming from someone who actually admitted this fucking forum is her "last resort", i would laughed my guts inside out when i read that were it not so incredibly sadQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Claus
take my name out of your mouth you fat retarded pig and get a life
Isn't it funny how Lisa wants to die all the time and the shit fits she throws? She's
a great source of entertainment.