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    Lisa do you have a therapist? 
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    cuz we're not therapists
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    im pretty sure a lizard on my porch is flirting with one of my plastic dinosaurs
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    im pretty sure you have plastic dinosaurs on your front porch in the hope that a mexican child will be attracted to them and no one will miss him when you lock him in your sex den because he's mexican
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    i tried to cacth a lizard once and it tried to jump away but didnt look behind him so he jumped backwards into my shoe and tried to hide between the side of my shoe and my foot

    then there was the time i found a live, healthy lizard under a pile of laundry. we have monkeygrass that hangs over the sidewalks so i'm pretty sure he got inside by jumping into my pant cuff while i was going from the driveway to the door
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    actually garfield is a therapist
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    he's an all natural holemender
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    isn't it amazing how great lizards are until they make there way to a computer
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    Quote Originally Posted by clay View Post
    im pretty sure you have plastic dinosaurs on your front porch in the hope that a mexican child will be attracted to them and no one will miss him when you lock him in your sex den because he's mexican
    few things children love more then a trail of snickers leading to the front door and one of those things is plastic dinosaurs
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    The therapist told Lisa not to post on forums so she fired him.
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    sex with dead people
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    The therapist told her to kill her baby irl or else her welfare checks would stop coming.
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    Lisa Claus
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    no bob, you're not a therapist

    you're a fucktard loser troll with no life

    fuck off and make better posts you fucking waste of space

    you are SUCH a dickhead
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garfield View Post
    im pretty sure a lizard on my porch is flirting with one of my plastic dinosaurs
    lol
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    Lisa Claus
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    that you fucking losers spam fucktard posts about me is not MY fucking problem

    you are simply fucked in the head
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Claus View Post
    no bob, you're not a therapist

    you're a fucktard loser troll with no life

    fuck off and make better posts you fucking waste of space

    you are SUCH a dickhead
    lmao. I love Bob.
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    sex with dead people
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    That wasn't very nice...
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    her therapist takes two D batteries
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    she gets so ragey when i reach out a helping hand she's like an abused shelter animal
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    srsly lisa you may annoy the living shit out of me and everyone else but i think even you deserve to be happy and that's why i'm prescribing intensive therapy with a real therapist. now that we've broken down your steel-reinforced ego, you are ready to get honest with a trained, caring stranger
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    Lisa Claus
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    you have below average intelligence bob
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    she gets so ragey when i reach out a helping hand she's like an abused shelter animal
    She's an ungrateful old whore who needs a good finger-banging.
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    this obsessed bush-pig dyke is gross
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Claus View Post
    you have below average intelligence bob
    my iq is 174 but i'm sure some aussie trash knows better than 3 different psychologists
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    They need to make an official Finger-bang Lisa day in Australia and the participants can dare each other to sniff the finger.
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    i just want you to be happy lisa, your miserable life is bringing me the fuck down and i don't need this
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    Lisa Claus
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    i just want you to be happy lisa, your miserable life is bringing me the fuck down and i don't need this
    get a life of your own fuckwit
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    my iq is 174 but i'm sure some aussie trash knows better than 3 different psychologists
    no it's closer to 74

    you can't just add a 1 to the front of your IQ bob and hope to pull it off
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    If you don't think Lisa is wonderful your IQ immediately shrinks away
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Claus View Post
    get a life of your own fuckwit
    that's rich coming from someone who actually admitted this fucking forum is her "last resort", i would laughed my guts inside out when i read that were it not so incredibly sad
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    Lisa Claus
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    take my name out of your mouth you fat retarded pig and get a life
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    Isn't it funny how Lisa wants to die all the time and the shit fits she throws? She's
    a great source of entertainment.
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