like true blood, Anne Rice, twilight (minus sparkles) sexual fetish.... no Dracula or old school jazz.....
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like true blood, Anne Rice, twilight (minus sparkles) sexual fetish.... no Dracula or old school jazz.....
me too, I literally watched Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 last night for delicious vampire bella
3rd pre teen girl in this thread checking in
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gif I made to jerk off to: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...8.gif~original tfw no vampire gf
vampire gfs are all the rage
vampires are kinda gay tbh but if girls like them then its ok
well everyone knows i like being dominated and what better dominating than a sexy, seductive vampire like bill compton, eric northman, or Edward Cullen? (Edward from the book!!!!!! Edward in the movie is a fucking pussy!!)Quote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
vampires are fucking faggots i would be a vampire hunter irl if they actually existed. actually im not sure why ic ant be i mean zak baggins is a ghost hunter and they dont exist either :shrug:
what if there is a war between ghosts and vampires and Zak bagans is an it vampire and that's why i'm so infatuated with him????Quote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
zak baggins is the bravest little hobbit of em all
zak begains
http://i.imgur.com/4o9tVOm.png nice post jon :mallet:Quote:
Originally Posted by jon
[caring intensifies]
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wesley snipes is the only cool vampire
if i could jump into a fictional place, i'd go to Shreveport LA circa trueblood and go to fantasia and make eye contact with the hottest vamp and have hot vampire sex...
dracula has hair on his palms how is that not sexy
thinking about vampire sex gets me randy!!!!
i'd jump into underworld and fuck the main character
maybe fuck a werewolf too at it yknow get some variety
ive had it, its over rated
youre in the wrong thhread this isnt about grandma sexQuote:
Originally Posted by Cody
are you a werewolf by any chance???Quote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
yesQuote:
Originally Posted by Ramen
tim i was a skinhead in the early 90's, i know you dont know dick about scenes but skins date goth chicks breh, at least back then we all didQuote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
skins dated skins, house painters dated house painters, drug addicts dated dru addicts im sensing a pattern here
are you a grndma by any chance it would explain a lot
gives a new meaning to "raw dog"..Quote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
hello i am figuratively retarded