i have a confession.... i have a vampire fetish....

like true blood, Anne Rice, twilight (minus sparkles) sexual fetish.... no Dracula or old school jazz.....

[rubycalaber]

me too, I literally watched Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 last night for delicious vampire bella

[Autistic Spectrum]

3rd pre teen girl in this thread checking in

[Cody]

[rubycalaber]

gif I made to jerk off to: tfw no vampire gf

vampire gfs are all the rage

vampires are kinda gay tbh but if girls like them then its ok

vampires are kinda gay tbh but if girls like them then its ok

well everyone knows i like being dominated and what better dominating than a sexy, seductive vampire like bill compton, eric northman, or Edward Cullen? (Edward from the book!!!!!! Edward in the movie is a fucking pussy!!)

vampires are fucking faggots i would be a vampire hunter irl if they actually existed. actually im not sure why ic ant be i mean zak baggins is a ghost hunter and they dont exist either

vampires are fucking faggots i would be a vampire hunter irl if they actually existed. actually im not sure why ic ant be i mean zak baggins is a ghost hunter and they dont exist either

what if there is a war between ghosts and vampires and Zak bagans is an it vampire and that's why i'm so infatuated with him????

zak baggins is the bravest little hobbit of em all

[jon]

zak begains

[StompleB]

zak begains

nice post jon

[caring intensifies]

[jon]

[Cody]

wesley snipes is the only cool vampire

if i could jump into a fictional place, i'd go to Shreveport LA circa trueblood and go to fantasia and make eye contact with the hottest vamp and have hot vampire sex...

[0mon Ra]

dracula has hair on his palms how is that not sexy

thinking about vampire sex gets me randy!!!!

[timmy]

i'd jump into underworld and fuck the main character

[timmy]

maybe fuck a werewolf too at it yknow get some variety

[Cody]

ive had it, its over rated

[timmy]

ive had it, its over rated

youre in the wrong thhread this isnt about grandma sex

maybe fuck a werewolf too at it yknow get some variety

are you a werewolf by any chance???

[timmy]

are you a werewolf by any chance???

yes

[Cody]

youre in the wrong thhread this isnt about grandma sex

tim i was a skinhead in the early 90's, i know you dont know dick about scenes but skins date goth chicks breh, at least back then we all did

[timmy]

skins dated skins, house painters dated house painters, drug addicts dated dru addicts im sensing a pattern here

[timmy]

are you a grndma by any chance it would explain a lot

yes

gives a new meaning to "raw dog"..

hello i am figuratively retarded