Ok i just watched the new superman movie, and they tried to make it dark and uber realistic like the batman movies but,,,

i actually read his lost finale mega thread(shhh don't tell him) and what i ended up doing was copying and pasting it into a txt file so all the weird formatting was gone,

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Originally Posted by Camoron

he had to go after the one on the other side of the world because if you WATCHED THE MOVIE it was the MASTER, the other one was the SLAVE, he had to destroy the master to shut down the slave, they only said it like 12 times so you have to pay attention and not be an autistic retard with ADHD
also this is america land of the free we dont have CCTV cameras on every corner like the dystopian nightmare government of the UK rofl

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you know meporlits is based on nyc , and there are a million light pole cameras everywhere,

I read all of his megathreads.

i will make one for the finale if he doesn't

here's the start of it


SKYLAR IS DEAD LOLOLOLLLL MAYBE SHE CAN COME BACK IN THE WALKING DEAD ON AMC AND BE A STUCK UP ZOMBIE, HERE'S A GIF OF WALT BLOWING HER UP WITH SCIENCE

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

actualy the smart one was master adn the dumb one was blaster, and mad max realized blaster was jsut a retard and so he ditndt want to kill him btu tina fey made him kill him any way... god damn waht a good movie

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i belive blaster was played by corky from life goes on chris burke on the most successful actual retard actors ever

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Originally Posted by Camoron

he had to go after the one on the other side of the world because if you WATCHED THE MOVIE it was the MASTER, the other one was the SLAVE, he had to destroy the master to shut down the slave, they only said it like 12 times so you have to pay attention and not be an autistic retard with ADHD
also this is america land of the free we dont have CCTV cameras on every corner like the dystopian nightmare government of the UK rofl

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Huh. I guess it was a good decision to go after the master that was for some reason not defended by kryptonians at all and leave the one guard by kryptonians IN A CITY to the useless army. Definitely do not let the army go after the relatively unguarded master and just literally nuke the fuck out of it staying out of range of those stupid tentacles because it's in the middle of the sea and who gives a shit and let the superpowered guy go and fight the superpowered people and save all those peoples lives and not waste a few jets. Nice thinking. Also lets tackle the Big Bad INTO my hometown. That's a cool place to have a superpowered fight.

dr manhattan vs superman there's an actual fight i would want 2 see,

lol just scrolled to the bottom of this thread of course ruby's posting it, don't worry I didn't read it, just wanted to let you know this is a horrible horrible thread about some boring nerd shit and you guys should do this thing called going outside you really gotta try it some time because you'll find out superman isn't even real, I know right? it';s true, him nor supercat nor any of the other fantastic fours are real. and fiction? fiction is for losers, so stop being losers, get on the saddle and get ouside give it a try!

not coming back into this thread lol don't even bother replying just siley sizzle inside yourself but I'm seirous, for your own health, go outside some time ;]

Boy am I glad I brought this fight into a populated town. I'm really glad Faora killed a dozen soldiers and raped that guy who worked at iHop off-screen.
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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

Huh. I guess it was a good decision to go after the master that was for some reason not defended by kryptonians at all and leave the one guard by kryptonians IN A CITY to the useless army. Definitely do not let the army go after the relatively unguarded master and just literally nuke the fuck out of it staying out of range of those stupid tentacles because it's in the middle of the sea and who gives a shit and let the superpowered guy go and fight the superpowered people and save all those peoples lives and not waste a few jets. Nice thinking. Also lets tackle the Big Bad INTO my hometown. That's a cool place to have a superpowered fight.

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lol look at this long ass post I'm not gonna read it I jus thope he's just going off topic and not really fucking talking about comic books


if so, ya'll need to stop making fun of my good frined jack cause you're just as bad I already been saying ya'll ar eas bad as the lizards now but comics books on top of bad posts? ugh

also honestly if superman was a hobo or whatever taking odd jobs, do u think he would really fucking do that, he could just fix horse races or be super fast and steal money from banks with out anyone seeing him, ugh

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Originally Posted by steveyos

lol look at this long ass post I'm not gonna read it I jus thope he's just going off topic and not really fucking talking about comic books


if so, ya'll need to stop making fun of my good frined jack cause you're just as bad I already been saying ya'll ar eas bad as the lizards now but comics books on top of bad posts? ugh

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stevey superman was a movie, it was the 3rd highest grossing movie of this year, i know your only entertainment is making strap on dildos and hanging out with lisa in second life, but u did not really have to buy a bunch of comics to download superman, and watch it for 2 hours

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

Boy am I glad I brought this fight into a populated town. I'm really glad Faora killed a dozen soldiers and raped that guy who worked at iHop off-screen.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...8.gif~original

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that guy who worked at IHOP was Pete Ross, Clark's friend growing up. the girl on the bus was Lana Lang, his highschool girlfriend. dont u epople know anything?

i know that movie tried really hard to be realistic, and failed,

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

ruby u get thought all the breaking bad seasons yet, if u make a mega thread i would acutally read it for the first time ever since that fucking show owns so bad,

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I'm about halfway through season 2 but I might bail, it's moving too slow for me I want some crimelord shit godfather 1 not godfather 2

it get's way more ruthless in season 4

ruthless...

walt, well he get's fucking nuts

starts killing senior ciztens

http://www.reddit.com/r/waltjr

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

starts killing senior ciztens

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this is what I want to see, some tony soprano shit. getting sick of "whoops accidentally shot the guy who was trying to kill me, better leave him writhing in pain and turn my back on him to make sad faces"

I was happy to see the junkie bitch finally choke to death on her own vomit

if you want some real nigga shit just wait until the cousins in season 3

ps why the fuck did they call clarks first gf Lana Lang and his second gf Louis Lane that is fucking confusing

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Originally Posted by maks

this is what I want to see, some tony soprano shit. getting sick of "whoops accidentally shot the guy who was trying to kill me, better leave him writhing in pain and turn my back on him to make sad faces"

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i lost interest by season 3's 4-5th episode but dp isnt lying when he says its worth it in season 4, might even just skip season 3 and go straight to 4 most shit is recapped anyways.

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

if you want some real nigga shit just wait until the cousins in season 3

ps why the fuck did they call clarks first gf Lana Lang and his second gf Louis Lane that is fucking confusing

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I'm going to start season 3 today if you guys think it's worth it. Hoping to see a battle with the turtle people.

spoiler, mexican guys with shiny axes that get killed in a really stupid way, youre welcome just saved you like 2o hours or something

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

if you want some real nigga shit just wait until the cousins in season 3

ps why the fuck did they call clarks first gf Lana Lang and his second gf Louis Lane that is fucking confusing

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his arch villain is Lex Luthor and he also had a mermaid girlfriend briefly named Lori Lemaris

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

now i hear batman is gonna fight super man in the next movie, superman would just like laser eye him and it would be over irl

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I hate reboot movies... all people are retarded forgot about the classic movie Batman of Tim Burton.