*sexually harasses you*

My husband is real god damnit. He's sitting right here giving me a pedicure. He says I have to put you on ignore. Bye. :(

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Originally Posted by LadyKillmonger

a job interview tim

"you interview really well"... that's exactly what I would say to students during mock interviews

he didn't say "when can you start?"

Tim, you have no job, never had one in your life, your highest education level is a short TAFE course (for those who do not know TAFE has no entry level at all, usually populated by highschool drop-outs) and you still live with your parents

sorry but a high paying job is just not on your cards in fact if you could post even one payslip from any kind of job I'll eat my hat

you're actually not very employable at all, no experience, no education, still live with your parents, by your age MOST people have accomplished a lot more than you tim.

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this was a real interview lisa, not like the fake ones that you do with your cat, there are 50 or so other candidates that i am going against and to be honest most of them seemed naive, if i get the job im quitting my current one.

pretty sure i posted my payslip in the past, let me see

cag fuck your imaginary friends there JERKS

Hi Tim. I hear you're going to be making a lot of money and well.... hi. ^__^©

lisa post your unemployment check

*Lisa crawls out of the well on the tv and masterbates*

Lisa crawls out of tv and masterbates.

Lisa turns dp to zmobie

lisa rub your pussy for daddy,,, oh ya that's it,,, rub it girl,,,, GOD DAM WHAT'S THAT FUCKING THING CRAWLING OUT OF YOUR PUSSY WHAT IS THAT LISA, IT'S A 5 HEADED SNAKE/DRAGON THING WTF IS THAT ARHGGHHHHH

Fucking lol

5

this was a weeks work some time ago, you can see why i am so mad about paying tax, im directly contributing to your welfare checks
http://i.imgur.com/jzU9V75.jpg

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Originally Posted by cbarry

this was a real interview lisa, not like the fake ones that you do with your cat, there are 50 or so other candidates that i am going against and to be honest most of them seemed naive, if i get the job im quitting my current one.

pretty sure i posted my payslip in the past, let me see

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nope

pretty sure you haven't

mock interviews at school dipshit, for teaching kids how to do interviews

4321 lisa logged on LOL

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Originally Posted by cbarry

this was a weeks work some time ago, you can see why i am so mad about paying tax, im directly contributing to your welfare checks
http://i.imgur.com/jzU9V75.jpg

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posting your daddy's payslip

don't see your name on it tim

OH FUCK she logged on before I FINISHED THE COUNTDOWN

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

4321 lisa logged on LOL

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amazing shit

and you'll get really excited when I log out again

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

4321 lisa logged on LOL

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what's this?

counting the seconds I'm away?

my name is right next to my address, my employer's details etc...
you want me to post that shit?

*logs off*

your real motive behind this is;
1. fnd out if tim has a lot of money
2. trick tim into rawdog
3. convince tim you are "on the pill"
4. make tim pay child support for the next 18years

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Originally Posted by cbarry

my name is right next to my address, my employer's details etc...
you want me to post that shit?

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you can cover your employers details but show your name

idk about you lisa but i want to buy my own house i dont have no time to fuck around with dead weight skanks

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Originally Posted by cbarry

your real motive behind this is;
1. fnd out if tim has a lot of money
2. trick tim into rawdog
3. convince tim you are "on the pill"
4. make tim pay child support for the next 18years

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tim please get a grip

you still live with your parents

I'm not on the pill

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Originally Posted by LadyKillmonger

what's this?

counting the seconds I'm away?

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Counting the seconds before you logged back on. Lol totally called it. Buying myself a cookie later.
^__^©

is that weekly or bi weekly,

whats the point of the copyright symbol

Your check details are really important to Lisa Tim. Don't know why but u don't need to compare yourself to that

©@g

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Originally Posted by cbarry

idk about you lisa but i want to buy my own house i dont have no time to fuck around with dead weight skanks

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still waiting for a payslip with your name on it

tim, you're mid 20's

you will still be living with your parents at 50 if you think the reason you are still living with your mummy and daddy is because you are saving for a house and didn't just actually never grow up and leave home like most adults.

Got to tell you tim, adult males that still live with their mummy and daddy are not really seen as prize catches

you don't have a house either