*sexually harasses you*

[LadyKillmonger]

a job interview tim

"you interview really well"... that's exactly what I would say to students during mock interviews

he didn't say "when can you start?"

Tim, you have no job, never had one in your life, your highest education level is a short TAFE course (for those who do not know TAFE has no entry level at all, usually populated by highschool drop-outs) and you still live with your parents

sorry but a high paying job is just not on your cards in fact if you could post even one payslip from any kind of job I'll eat my hat

you're actually not very employable at all, no experience, no education, still live with your parents, by your age MOST people have accomplished a lot more than you tim.