i was seriously considering this when i looked in fridge and all there was was lime flavored concentrate crap and tabasco sauce
fruity shit is expensive, might as well just drink wine like a homo
how about black velvet whiskey for $9 a bottle
I've been known to kick back on my porch and kill a 40 of colt 45 but I don't pour any on the sidewalk for my homies who couldn't be there because my friends are white and not in gangs so they're all still alive
you're better off with a 6 pack of something that doesn't taste like ass. nothing tasty ever came out of a 40oz bottle.
fun fact it takes about 10 minutes for a bottle of colt 45 to go flat and taste 10x worse than it does fresh
Like the 8 more ounces is really going to put someone over the edge or some shit.
the douchebag law-makers are convinced that there is a certain number of drinks a person can have where they will magically transform from "safe to drive" into "drunken hazard to everyone around them"
connecticut just repealed the law that liquor stores can't be open on the sabbath
nice. In minnesota, liquor stores and bars can't be open on sunday either, and they have to close at 10 every night. This just leads to all the drunk people in minnesota driving to wisconsin to buy beer on sundays and before midnight every other night
a case of beer is also 3-4 dollars cheaper in wisconsin than in minnesota, all the more reason to drive there.
So what makes more sense, just letting liquor stores be open every day of the week until midnight, or indirectly cause a dangerous traffic rush of drunks trying to get to wisconsin before the liquor store closes every night
best part is the governor's rationale was not 'It's wrong to force religious values on our citizens' it was 'We're losing too much money from people driving to new york to buy beer'.
if yall are going to drink alcohol to get drunk like highschoolers buy a bottle of everclear its the biggest bang for your buck
i drink it for the taste and simply to rehydrate my body after working out etc
it thins your blood so you can get better circulation to all of the muscles you just tore and they heal alot faster so you dont have to skip a day inbetween pumping iron
they dont sell it in every state
not to mention the amount of alcohol in everclear is chemically signifcant, such that it can be reactive with various medicines and bodily tissues on contact -- it can, in vivo, turn methylphenidate into the much more potent "ethylphenidate", within the stomach and intestines. It can also increase the oral bioavailability of things like oxymorphone tenfold - literally turning your standard dose into a lethal dose.
Just imagine the physiological changes it induces on your body even in the absence of other drugs.
Everclear is something I personally as a drug user, don't like to mess around with.
most people dont take about 6 different pain killers to feel normal
but if you don't like drinking it you could always start your car with it, or clean the toilet bowl with it.
this is true, although it thinning your blood is not what's important - its the fact alcohol dilates blood vessels which is very good for muscles after working out; it gets blood flowing into all your cramped and torn muscles so the healing can begin a lot sooner.
A hot shower is good for the same reason
you mean 160 proof mock-absinthe
i'm pretty sure there's no wormwood or thujone in it like traditional absinthe.
Even though the bottle says something like "at long last, absinthe is reintroduced into the united states" or w/e, if I remember correctly its just cleverly worded marketing, and not real absinthe
here we go found some info on wikipedia if you care to read it:
Although 160 absinthe still has a shitload of alcohol in it obviously, and will get you drunk. But i'm guessing its expensive and there are definitely cheaper alternatives for getting your standard shitfaced drunk onQuote:
In 2007, the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (TTB) effectively lifted the longstanding absinthe ban, and has since approved many brands for sale in the U.S. market. This was made possible partly through the TTB's clarification of the Food and Drug Administration's (FDA) thujone content regulations, which specify that finished food and beverages that contain Artemisia species must be thujone free.[100] In this context, the TTB considers a product to be thujone-free if the thujone content is less than 10 ppm (equal to 10 mg/kg).[101][102] This is verified through the use of Gas Chromatography-Mass Spectrometry.[103]
The importation, distribution, and sale of absinthe is permitted with respect to the following restrictions:
The product must be thujone-free as per TTB guidelines,
The word "absinthe" can neither be the brand name nor stand alone on the label, and
The packaging cannot "project images of hallucinogenic, psychotropic or mind-altering effects."
Absinthe imported in violation of these regulations is subject to seizure at the discretion of U.S. Customs.[104][105]
Beginning in 2001, a product called Absente was sold legally in the United States under the marketing tagline "Absinthe Refined", but as the product contained sugar, and was made with southernwood (Artemisia abrotanum) and not grande wormwood (Artemisia absinthium) (prior to 2009), the TTB classified it as a liqueur.
i have real absinth they sell it in texas (beccause of close proximity to new orleans they are allowed to have it because of their high drinking population in regard to the number of barsthey have in one area and alot of people there do voodoo historically and thats why it was invented because it makes you trip balls like acid, mushrooms, etc)