How do you and debbie fuck? Do you guys raise your heaving bellies and mash the fat of your genitals together?
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How do you and debbie fuck? Do you guys raise your heaving bellies and mash the fat of your genitals together?
Debbie's rolls of fat. omg I want to stick my dik in her sweaty rolls.
Debbie blindfoldz sherman hides twinkies under her giant sagging meat sacks and makes him find them. What's this? Dp enters the room
He snakes his tongue up debbies ass crack trying not to vomit from the barn smell. He mounts the human pig nervously, she squeels, oinking with delight.
Sherman sulks in the corner, tears welling up in his eyes. He curls up in the fetal position sucking his thumb.
Sherman sulks in the corner, tears welling up in his eyes. He curls up in the fetal position sucking his thumb.
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Originally Posted by cag
cag, how do you and your boyfriend do the d
We like doggy style, legs over the head pounding I dunno whats thats called and he licks my vag like a lot. I never really liked it before but he loves it and I love him so it's okay
666, tell us how you and your mom do the d?
He also likes to finger bang which is awesome. ^--^
he's a keeper
Guys cag has an imaginary boyfriend we should all be very supportive
I wish you'd give me testicular cancer with your chinQuote:
Originally Posted by cag
Who's shelbee lol
mexicans are really bad at math plus they're girls too so i mean in their mind you're rich as fuck, you could roll past there with a v12 vantage or an alpina b7, and they'd just think it was some kind of faggy middle-aged white guy carQuote:
Originally Posted by dadadan
You have testicles?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
Get out you dumb whore
Stop telling me what to do. :)
It wasn't vomit porn did not click
Wanna sit on Joshs face so bad with my double period.
I have literally bled for almost 2 weeks and haven't died yet. This must be a sign from the heavens
its the straight six model and slow as shit but that doesnt stop ppl from trying to race me all the timeQuote:
Originally Posted by jon
i wanna get one of those old turbo regals that looks like a grandma car or like it should be driven by a fat white lady in a taz tshirt but its rly :bigrig:
watQuote:
Originally Posted by cag
The SART jammed me full of morning after contraceptives so i dont give birth to rape baby.
same
i wonder what would happen if I gave a birth control pill to a man and told him it was drugs. this could be a fun experiment.