Shelbee thread

[cag]

How do you and debbie fuck? Do you guys raise your heaving bellies and mash the fat of your genitals together?

[Lexi Persimmons]

Debbie's rolls of fat. omg I want to stick my dik in her sweaty rolls.

[cag]

Debbie blindfoldz sherman hides twinkies under her giant sagging meat sacks and makes him find them. What's this? Dp enters the room

[cag]

He snakes his tongue up debbies ass crack trying not to vomit from the barn smell. He mounts the human pig nervously, she squeels, oinking with delight.

[cag]

Sherman sulks in the corner, tears welling up in his eyes. He curls up in the fetal position sucking his thumb.

[cag]

Sherman sulks in the corner, tears welling up in his eyes. He curls up in the fetal position sucking his thumb.

[steveyos666]

What's this? Dp enters the room

[steveyos666]

cag, how do you and your boyfriend do the d

[cag]

We like doggy style, legs over the head pounding I dunno whats thats called and he licks my vag like a lot. I never really liked it before but he loves it and I love him so it's okay

[Lexi Persimmons]

666, tell us how you and your mom do the d?

[cag]

He also likes to finger bang which is awesome. ^--^

[steveyos666]

he's a keeper

Guys cag has an imaginary boyfriend we should all be very supportive

[steveyos YOLO]

Wish josh would do that

I wish you'd give me testicular cancer with your chin

Who's shelbee lol

[jon]

i have a mustang the mexican girls at the mcdonalds drive thru all want to marry me when i go get ice cream cones

mexicans are really bad at math plus they're girls too so i mean in their mind you're rich as fuck, you could roll past there with a v12 vantage or an alpina b7, and they'd just think it was some kind of faggy middle-aged white guy car

[cag]

I wish you'd give me testicular cancer with your chin

You have testicles?

[steveyos YOLO]

Get out you dumb whore

[cag]

Stop telling me what to do. :)

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

[cag]

It wasn't vomit porn did not click

[cag]

Wanna sit on Joshs face so bad with my double period.

[cag]

I have literally bled for almost 2 weeks and haven't died yet. This must be a sign from the heavens

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

mexicans are really bad at math plus they're girls too so i mean in their mind you're rich as fuck, you could roll past there with a v12 vantage or an alpina b7, and they'd just think it was some kind of faggy middle-aged white guy car

its the straight six model and slow as shit but that doesnt stop ppl from trying to race me all the time
i wanna get one of those old turbo regals that looks like a grandma car or like it should be driven by a fat white lady in a taz tshirt but its rly

I have literally bled for almost 2 weeks and haven't died yet. This must be a sign from the heavens

wat

[cag]

The SART jammed me full of morning after contraceptives so i dont give birth to rape baby.

[steveyos666]

same

[cag]

i wonder what would happen if I gave a birth control pill to a man and told him it was drugs. this could be a fun experiment.