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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

women cook you food and do your laundry and suck you dick, women are the bst , they own, they fucking own

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Originally Posted by hiroshima

yeah im 22 and ive never done laundry in my life and for the pass year its because my gf does it, also i dont make food my gf does

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I'm fine with doing my own laundry so long as I don't have to fucking belong to someone. relationships are essentially slavery, someone has to always know where you are and what you're doing and when are you going to be home and were you fucking another bar skank (and god forbid you say yes to that one) I mean I might as well go to prison or join the army

idk dude i get my d s'd every day

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Originally Posted by hiroshima

also hang out with as many other girls as possible just because a lot of times girls will only like something if other girls want it as well, girls are stupid as fuck but kind of makes sense, who wnats something that no one else wants it defeats the purpose of having it

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this is absolutely true
girls are extremely competitive and would much rather peel a guy off another girl than pick up a single guy

i disapper for days on end, turning up in random states after my wallet is stolen phoneing home for western union money, not knowing where i have been, and her not careing....

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Originally Posted by maks

It's not getting her that I'm having trouble with, it's controlling my own mind. the relationship is developing fine but I can't focus when I'm all nutty about a chick and I didn't fucking miss this feeling when I was flying solo. All of this is weird mental shit I'm doing to myself that she will never even know about.

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i thought i would have this problem when i started dating this one chick a couple months ago, since i have had big problems with this in the past.
so i just started getting phone numbers like crazy, also went to online personals sites (real ones, craigslist is all bs)
now i'm dating 3 girls and i don't care if i don't talk to one for awhile cuz there's always the others

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Originally Posted by hiroshima

idk dude i get my d s'd every day

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I'm happy that you're happy and I really do appreciate you guys showing me the bright side but for me being in a loving committed relationship looks like hell and I'm helpless to prevent myself walking right into it. This must be what plug drugs feels like when he goes out to buy heroin.

ya that's what i did when i was single fuck as many possible girls as i could all at the same time, turns out that's fun for exactly 6 months, then one pussy blends into the next till you just don't fucking care anymore

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

i disapper for days on end, turning up in random states after my wallet is stolen phoneing home for western union money, not knowing where i have been, and her not careing....

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how'd you set the groundwork for that because that's something I could live with

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

i thought i would have this problem when i started dating this one chick a couple months ago, since i have had big problems with this in the past.
so i just started getting phone numbers like crazy, also went to online personals sites (real ones, craigslist is all bs)
now i'm dating 3 girls and i don't care if i don't talk to one for awhile cuz there's always the others

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That's usually how I roll but I had to go getting all 6th grade crush on one particular chick and it's going to be my fucking downfall

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Originally Posted by maks

relationships are essentially slavery, someone has to always know where you are and what you're doing and when are you going to be home and were you fucking another bar skank (and god forbid you say yes to that one) I mean I might as well go to prison or join the army

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now my plan is to get cat avatar guy to run away with me to middle america and we can run a general store together, selling feed and dry goods to local farmers, and maybe, just maybe end up happy.

Pimps ITT

love is so beautifule

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Originally Posted by maks

how'd you set the groundwork for that because that's something I could live with



That's usually how I roll but I had to go getting all 6th grade crush on one particular chick and it's going to be my fucking downfall

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you set the bar so low, when you first meet them, always show up late, show up drunk or high, just be a total faggot all the time, call people niggers right to there face, do it ironciclly as possible, but be a jerk, all the time, then 2 or 3 times a year be nice, she will think it's sarcaasm, but try to belive you anways, call me when you are watching tv in a sperate room from here when you are 70, after she bring you your dinner

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

love is so beautifule

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Just think of me while you're busting their doors in.

i already think of you every time i go to bed, i've had naughty dreams about you too

brb dinner

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

please hack and delete these forums, thank you

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sup

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

this lasts about 3 months tops, just jerk off more, jerk off 10 times a day till the very thought of sex makes you meh so hard that even the fittest of girls cna not put you under there spell

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this, if you jerk off enough girls wont even notice you and vice versa, its the only way

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Originally Posted by cbarry

this, if you jerk off enough girls wont even notice you and vice versa, its the only way

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I don't know about that

I saw you wank once and it's been burnt into my brain

you hungover, furiously having at your own cock, I think I will have to kill you

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Originally Posted by cbarry

this, if you jerk off enough girls wont even notice you and vice versa, its the only way

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if you do it in public they'll pretend not to notice you, but they will. they'll notice and they'll remember.

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Originally Posted by cbarry

this, if you jerk off enough girls wont even notice you and vice versa, its the only way

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That's an adorable cute tiger suit.

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