hey

[elezzark]

whats up

[sex with dead people]

Getting ready to go to bed, what about you?

[maks]

Hello

[elezzark]

just got off work and gf is leaving so im about to drink beer and smoke weed and hang out on the internet

[maks]

I was texting the chick I'm trying to bang but she left to go have dinner with a friend sounds like I've got some competition (or he/she's really a friend, idk)

This is exactly why I haven't had a girlfriend since 2008, I don't want to have to care if the chick I'm fucking is hanging out with other guys I fucking hate liking girls, second guessing and speculating and being uptight fucking sucks

[elezzark]

then take her out to a nice dinner one time and spoil her and then after you drop her off give her a kiss and try to fuck but if she isnt diggin it just say thanks for coming out and drop her off and dont text her until she texts you and act like you dont give a fuck but not a mean way, works every time for me ive never been denied or not got a girl i wanted

[Autistic Spectrum]

i get all my love life advice from hiroshima he is usally right on the mark, he's not onyl a digtal pimp but a real life pimp as well

[maks]

then take her out to a nice dinner one time and spoil her and then after you drop her off give her a kiss and try to fuck but if she isnt diggin it just say thanks for coming out and drop her off and dont text her until she texts you and act like you dont give a fuck but not a mean way, works every time for me ive never been denied or not got a girl i wanted

Oh I'm going to get her, I took her out Monday and within 2 hours she texted me and asked me if I wanted to hang again this weekend, it's blatantly obvious we're nuts about each other and I would never let this insecurity shit get in the way of being a badass confident guy but it's always there in the back of my mind and I fucking hate it. That's why I spent 3 years fucking bar skanks instead of trying to make connections with anybody because I prefer everything nice and clean and easy. At least I have an internet to bitch about it on.

[elezzark]

also hang out with as many other girls as possible just because a lot of times girls will only like something if other girls want it as well, girls are stupid as fuck but kind of makes sense, who wnats something that no one else wants it defeats the purpose of having it

[Autistic Spectrum]

stick your penis in there vagina's girls love that shit

[elezzark]

Oh I'm going to get her, I took her out Monday and within 2 hours she texted me and asked me if I wanted to hang again this weekend, it's blatantly obvious we're nuts about each other and I would never let this insecurity shit get in the way of being a badass confident guy but it's always there in the back of my mind and I fucking hate it. That's why I spent 3 years fucking bar skanks instead of trying to make connections with anybody because I prefer everything nice and clean and easy. At least I have an internet to bitch about it on.

yeah I used to be the same way, girls would like me but i would be insecure and think they didn't so i never would make a move and then would give up. honestly just dont give a fuck, drink a bit if you have to and just make a move. dont act like she is some easy girl but show dominance and make the move and her undies will be off in no time

confidence is literally half of girls wanting you, and once you know you can do it, its ez mode from there

[maks]

also hang out with as many other girls as possible just because a lot of times girls will only like something if other girls want it as well, girls are stupid as fuck but kind of makes sense, who wnats something that no one else wants it defeats the purpose of having it

yeah I know most if not all of the tricks, not really looking for advice just wanted to vent to one of the few non-virgins on this forum

[maks]

yeah I used to be the same way, girls would like me but i would be insecure and think they didn't so i never would make a move and then would give up. honestly just dont give a fuck, drink a bit if you have to and just make a move. dont act like she is some easy girl but show dominance and make the move and her undies will be off in no time

confidence is literally half of girls wanting you, and once you know you can do it, its ez mode from there

It's not getting her that I'm having trouble with, it's controlling my own mind. the relationship is developing fine but I can't focus when I'm all nutty about a chick and I didn't fucking miss this feeling when I was flying solo. All of this is weird mental shit I'm doing to myself that she will never even know about.

[elezzark]

too bad we can't give internet swirlies i would give one that that virgin nerd dustin first

[Autistic Spectrum]

this lasts about 3 months tops, just jerk off more, jerk off 10 times a day till the very thought of sex makes you meh so hard that even the fittest of girls cna not put you under there spell

[Desolation]

sup Hiro

[maks]

this lasts about 3 months tops, just jerk off more, jerk off 10 times a day till the very thought of sex makes you meh so hard that even the fittest of girls cna not put you under there spell

Already gave myself a blister. If history is any indication this is only going to get worse after I fuck her, and I have every intention of doing that Sunday so next week is going to suck balls. I wish I could go back when I first approached her and kick past-marks in the balls because fulfilling relationships with girls who I admire and respect are bullshit and I'm much happier getting them drunk fucking them and forgetting their names the next day.

[maks]

I mean look at me for god's sake I'm talking about my feelings on a gay nigger dick forum if anyone deserves a kick in the balls it is present-day-marks

[always stevey]

You should treat her like shit and play subtle psychological games that require constant validation. She'll never leave or stop thinking about your cawk.

[Autistic Spectrum]

You should treat her like shit and play subtle psychological games that require constant validation. She'll never leave or stop thinking about your cawk.

i fucking hate you

[always stevey]

[reno]

lmao relationships are pathetic

[elezzark]

deso <3

[elezzark]

gfs ruin your internet life and thats all that matters

[maks]

lmao relationships are pathetic

I fucking agree and that's the sad part I wasn't fucking looking for this nor do I want it but I'm compelled to keep it going.

At this rate I'm going to end up with a wife and a couple of shitty little kids and a mortgage and a bullet in my head because that's not what I fucking want and I'm positive it would drive me insane but I'm helpless to stop myself

[maks]

gfs ruin your internet life and thats all that matters

not to mention ruin your thread, sorry about that but you did ask what was up and this is what is up

[Autistic Spectrum]

women cook you food and do your laundry and suck you dick, women are the bst , they own, they fucking own

[elezzark]

yeah im 22 and ive never done laundry in my life and for the pass year its because my gf does it, also i dont make food my gf does

[Genital Doli]

please hack and delete these forums, thank you

[Autistic Spectrum]

when they talk if oyu just grunt and nod your head, they pretend you are listening to them,