I'm gonna make a video for fjs on how to make my favorite sandwich but ther'es one problem

prove it

i don't come down to where you work and knock the dick outta your mouth u whore,,

Garfield probably drenches everything in cheap sauce.

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i was at the top of my game claire, i worked in acutal 4 star returnats, i was the expoditer, u ever seen that movie pulp fiction and they had to call the wolf harvey keiteal to get shit done when they blew tha tniggers head off, ya i was basically like that,,,

i only use the finest infused olive oils from trader joes

whatever.

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ORDER UP, U FUCKING FAT BITCHES GET IN HERE AND GET THIS FUCKING FOOD OUT, i made more than one waitress breakdown and cry,

kitchen nightmares.

ya i was basically like that english guy but way more vulgar

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU OR I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU ALL WITH CAPICOLA

THIS IS WHY I DON'T BOTHER MAKING GOOD THREADS HERE YOU'RE ALL FUCKING TERRIBLE

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

any idiot can make a hamburger. jesus christ.

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any idiot can cook anything, but it takes a n idiot who knows how to cook to cook something well

my macaroni and cheese was a time tested process to get right, im still perfecting my recipe

you know nothing about how i cook, I cook like there's no tomorrow, I watch so much food network, you have no idea, i can basically cook anything

i want to get a vacuum thing so I can vacuum seal pouches and boil them, thats what the real pros do, it seals in the flavor

It's just basic, baked macroni and cheese. get the fuck over yourself.

"welcome to flavortown broski" - guy fiero

had this little bell, and if thoese cunts where not in there before there fucking four top was ready i would ring the fuck outta that bell

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

It's just basic, baked macroni and cheese. get the fuck over yourself.

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spoken like someone who doesnt know wtf theyre talking about, any idiot can bake macaroni and cheese but making really fucking good macaroni and cheese, well thats an art

camoron having a tim episode

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camoron having a tim episode

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my entire life is a tim episode

i like to think by Tim episode you're impyling that barry has a sitcom called Tim and this is an episode of that sitcom

hurr duurrr durr, fucking altin brown over here making macroni and cheese.

well what should I be making, jesus christ, a fucking soufflet? or what? what kind of complicated horseshit do you cook

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Originally Posted by Camoron

spoken like someone who doesnt know wtf theyre talking about, any idiot can bake macaroni and cheese but making really fucking good macaroni and cheese, well thats an art

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Spoken like someone who knows people are full of shit when it comes to their cooking.

uh yeah, like you

again, what kind of food do you cook