I'm gonna make a video for fjs on how to make my favorite sandwich but ther'es one problem

[steveyos]

I wanna just make and eat the damn sandwich becuase it's so good so I never set up my handycam


so here's the recipe I'll post it here because even some of you who don't post at fjs deserve this amazing sandwich in your life


step 1 bread, like a roll, or whatever a bun, really it doesn' tmatter whatever you like, I use a roll I'm hopoig to one day find or make bread like subway but for now I just use whatever roll beause it doesn't really matter because

step 2. you put so much olive oil, I mean a lot, you cut the bread in half then you pour on olive oil on one half and hold ht eother half in your hand and then pres them together, and you repeat this until you've pretty much turned the bread into mush then you fully turn the bread into mush with balsamic vinegar (the video will portray just how serious I am about this you can't even imagine how much oil and vinegar I use unless you actually witness it)

step 3 you put salt and pepper on both sides or just one side it depends on how much salt and peppe ryou like I don't use too much myself because it's not really gonnamatter the vinegar is gonna destroy your entire abiality to exist and you will enter the 69th dimension whnere doli hitler and I will be waiting

step 3 you fold a round piece of provalone cheese in half and put it on one side of the sandiwhc this is the bottom layer btw, then you fold another and put i ton the other side of the sandwihc. if your sandiwch is more than two pieces long add more pieces and you switch them up like this:

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now, the best step. step 3. you take CAPICOLA https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capicola and you follow the cheese method but YOU PUT LIKE 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 PIECES. IT CAN BE SWEET CAPICOLA.IT CAN BE HOT CAPICOLA. IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER JUST PUT IT ALL ON THERE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE CAPICOLA THEN YOU HONESTLY DO DESERVE TO DIE. IF YOU LIKE CAPICOLA IT DOESN'T NCESSARILY MEAN I LIKE YOU AND IT'S A FREE PASS OT POST ON FJS BUT AT LEAST IT MEANS YOU LIKE CAPICOLA AND YOU CAN TAKE SOLACE IN THAT.


finally step 3. layer on like 900 pieces of lettuce or however much you can fit without making your sandwich difficult to eat


if you've made yoru sandwich correctly you will know afterwards when you die from all the vinegar



and now for a screenshot of my desktop courtesy of Bing (I still can't alt+0153 on firefox and I just tried changing more settings too they fucking ruined the alt key by making it do useless shit I'm about, actually fuck it transferring this post over to IE10 uninstalling firefox)™™‡GG‡‡‡3™™™™™‡5♪ù3ôthere we go FUCK FIREFOX UNINSTALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLED lol when selecitn pics for imgur ie10 doesn't have the tree menu on the left and now it's auto correcting my fucking spelling again gotta shut that shit off again it's better than firefox but nowhere near as good as chrome I can't believe google actually made something good for once without it needing to be fixed by the community

[Autistic Spectrum]

u ever gargle bleach then lick an asshole clean?

[steveyos]

how'd you like doing it is it worth doing?

[Autistic Spectrum]

never done it, but i would like a nice bleached asshole tbh

[steveyos]

you should ask cag the best method for getting it done or just hire ramen if you wanna try it that way

[steveyos YOLO]

Use the olive oil as wank lube

[steveyos]

nope need it all for this amazing sandwich

salame, capicola and provolone, hold the vinegar :barf:

[steveyos]

salame, capicola and provolone, hold the vinegar :barf:

if you're not down with balsamic vinegar it's because your tastebuds are damaged and you need to go to a doctor


and salame to you too my friend

[Genital Doli]

Salam alaykum.

[StompleB]

I make something similar, but I use Tofurky slices, more veggies, and I bake my own bread. I love oil & vinegar though; mix it up with red wine vinegar sometime.

[always stevey]

What does that stuff even taste like?

[always stevey]

Just eat a soy bean.

shit

[steveyos]

I make something similar, but I use Tofurky slices, more veggies, and I bake my own bread. I love oil & vinegar though; mix it up with red wine vinegar sometime.

post your bread recipe itt and make a video for fjs, and I will get some red wine vinegar to try too

the reason I only use lettuce is because it's just one type of meat one type of cheese and lettuce it's so simple it's just a quick easy and it's honestly the best thing I've ever had in my life and omfg I'm gona go make another one right now well after I'm done doing some sit ups and downs

[steveyos]

Just eat a soy bean.

lol

i have my famous stuffed bell peppers on cam but i need to edit

[always stevey]

any idiot can make stuffed bell peppers.

[always stevey]

That is nothing to brag about. par boil some peppers. Cook some rice and italian sausge. Stuff the peppers... sprinkle mozzarella. bake. lol

[always stevey]

bell peppers.

stmpple how mich weight have you lost strving yourself as a vegan

bell peppers.

yes that is the absolute worst way to make stuffed bell peppers and clearly your cooking reflects your posting. being a 2013'r you may have missed my garfburg epeisode from 2009, where i cooked one of the most famous burgers on this forum to date

i feel sorry for camoron, having to eat easy mac and hot pockets every single night

[always stevey]

you and camoron both do not know how to cook.

i know for a fact camoron is an expert at making french fries and i was the chef de partie for the hilton resort for 2 years

not everyones a stripper claire.

[maks]

don't get garfield started on cooking he;'ll make another youtube video about hamburgers

[Autistic Spectrum]

i also worked expo when i was a lad,i can cook like there no tommorw, DO I? no i do not,

[always stevey]

any idiot can make a hamburger. jesus christ.

[always stevey]

people are always so self-righteous about their god-damned cooking.