wwe fucking a storyline up? no way.
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wwe fucking a storyline up? no way.
hard 2 belive, i know
remember the time the ultimate warrior beat hulk hogan
i remember when the iron shiek got beaten down by andre the giant
ultimate warrior was so fucking coked up , god dam he owned so bad
jake the snake roberts was my favourite
this whole storyline with orton and bryan is just a rehash of the corporate champion feud between Rock and Stone Cold but Orton and Bryan are no Rock and Stone Cold
i hope mike tyson joins the wwe full time that's the only way i would turn in every week
remember the time hulk hogan was an alien who came to earth to teach doc brown how to love again
my favorite wrestler serioulsy is macho man, watching the best of on netflix I learned that even back then every wrestler only did five moves so that's why john cena just shrugs that off I can't even be mad at him any more for that, but two of macho man's moves involved jumping off the top rope and were cool and he would jump off and double axehandle the guy outside 28358235823858 times and that shit was fucking awesome, but
what's really important is old wrestlers outside of the matches wren't fucking BORING like today's wrestlers, you hand a mic to any wrestler today and it's so bad, macho man, in the back with mean gene, didn't even fucking face the camera he kept his back to the camera and when he talked it was actually worth listening to
ELIZABETH
lol that AJ promo wasnt phenomenal or anything i mean it was good but cmon cberry
:rofl: you just figured that out? the term "five moves of doom" originated as a criticism against BRET FUCKING HART of all people by ignorant ass smarks in the 90s who claimed HE was no good in the ring because of his five-move finishing sequence.
yes, smarks actually had the nerve to criticize BRET HART for his wrestling ability
now Cena is obviously no Bret Hart in the ring but he knows his psychology and he's had enough great matches for anyone with a brain to realize that it's not a coincidence and that he does actually know what he's doing in the ring
hell look at the matches he had with Shawn Michaels in 2007, those were fantastic matches, look at the matches he had with CM Punk in 2011 and 2012, those were some of the best matches either man had ever had, he's not a great ring technician or anything but he's really good at bringing out the best in his opponents and making great wrestlers look even better
he even took the Great Khali to a halfway watchable World championship match
*autism intensifies*
:stare:
oh my god I cant believe they areseriously doing a matador tag team gimmick in 2013 jesus christ this is ridiculous the only matador is tito santana
of course I just figured it out all I've ever been able to watch without being bored to sleep is ecw
thaks tim