my favorite wrestler serioulsy is macho man, watching the best of on netflix I learned that even back then every wrestler only did five moves so that's why john cena just shrugs that off I can't even be mad at him any more for that, but two of macho man's moves involved jumping off the top rope and were cool and he would jump off and double axehandle the guy outside 28358235823858 times and that shit was fucking awesome, but

what's really important is old wrestlers outside of the matches wren't fucking BORING like today's wrestlers, you hand a mic to any wrestler today and it's so bad, macho man, in the back with mean gene, didn't even fucking face the camera he kept his back to the camera and when he talked it was actually worth listening to