rootbeer is my irl boyfriend.

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

less than a month actually :rock:
i cant fucking wait, lisa is the best thing to happen to me in a long time

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VIRGIN ^

i am actually happy for rootbeer, i am terrified for him at the same time because its lisa, but it's good to have a girlfriend to cook u stuff,do your launrdry and s your d

you never know tho, lisa might get to america and have to be around another acutal person for a while and be normal??? it could happen maybe, possibnley, i bought a tickect for the 250 dollor mega milloins i cold win that, u never know what can happen,

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

you never know tho, lisa might get to america and have to be around another acutal person for a while and be normal??? it could happen maybe, possibnley, i bought a tickect for the 250 dollor mega milloins i cold win that, u never know what can happen,

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better odds at winning the lottery, gotta pay to play

now compare the financial investment of both scenarios, at least you know the state will pay out in full

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

i am actually happy for rootbeer, i am terrified for him at the same time because its lisa, but it's good to have a girlfriend to cook u stuff,do your launrdry and s your d

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wait lisa's gonna start doing laundry?

she'll do laundry, clean the house, cook dinner,, hose down the blow up bathtub once a month

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

she'll do laundry, clean the house, cook dinner,, hose down the blow up bathtub once a month

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the apartment has a jacuzzi. i probably wont fit in it tho :(

i built in a hottub on my roof deck it was a super bitch cause i had to add a bunch of supports, i used it once to test if it burned people after i ran the electric, everyone else uses it all the time tho, i bathle in the lake go out there in the moring, with my bar of ivory soap,, and let teh 80 year olds that live around me get an eyefull

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

she'll do laundry, clean the house, cook dinner,, hose down the blow up bathtub once a month

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are you sure about this or do you mean she'll do it in second life

even then though

she said she lived with a guy for like 4 years before, and was gonna marry him, she also does not seem super high maintaince either, give her a pound of weed a week and 5000 tea bags a month and she will be happy

I'm sorry but I just can't picture her doing anything

I'm sorry but I just can't picture her doing anything

i wonder if rootbeer and lisa have been completely honest with each other and arent hiding some gross secrets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YfLQDeo5pk

im still hoping this is all just some troll they planned over skype

if lisa has any secrets worse than what we all already know, she's literally satan

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Originally Posted by lnopia the great

i wonder if rootbeer and lisa have been completely honest with each other and arent hiding some gross secrets

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rootbeer maybe, but lisa's an open book,

ask lisa anything what std's she has, how many inches her babysitters dick was, she will awnser

zhe posted her a picture of her std test results lmao

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

i built in a hottub on my roof deck it was a super bitch cause i had to add a bunch of supports, i used it once to test if it burned people after i ran the electric, everyone else uses it all the time tho, i bathle in the lake go out there in the moring, with my bar of ivory soap,, and let teh 80 year olds that live around me get an eyefull

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i hate hot tubs, i keep my nuts at exactly 95 degrees for maximum testosterone production

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Originally Posted by lnopia the great

i wonder if rootbeer and lisa have been completely honest with each other and arent hiding some gross secrets

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we have so many gross secrets, omg dude you dont even know
*drools about gross secret*

hot tubs skeeve me out, there like huge pea tree dishes , i had to install one so i did not get bitched at for running a 150 foot zip line off my roof into the lake,

i do alot of shit i don't want too so i don't get yelled at for doing shit i want too

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

hot tubs skeeve me out, there like huge pea tree dishes , i had to install one so i did not get bitched at for running a 150 foot zip line off my roof into the lake,

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I really hate rootber

when you think of lisa and rootbeer in there love nest, think of there hot tub, and lisa's herpes simplix living in there, long after she gets out of the tub, mutating, it self from a virus into an actual walking talking MONSTER, a herpes monster,, born of a hottub and lisa's vagaina,,,, this will make u less angry

...you are supposed to clean hot tubs you realize that right?

herpes doesnt go away though its there for life

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Originally Posted by lnopia the great

herpes doesnt go away though its there for life

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well neither of us have it, so theres that

i have seen lisa's bathrrom now, that tub is not getting cleaned on the regular

inopia post your girl :rofl:

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

well neither of us have it, so theres that

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Originally Posted by Batty

I do actually have one somehwere as I am running off to get tested every fucking time I have accident sex.

It's all clear except for herpes type 1 which is cold sores but I don't even get cold sores, when the seasons change the corner of my mouth cracks sometimes which I guess is a cold sore but it's never blistery just the the corner of my mouth cracks, I think I've had that since I was a kid so I guess you know if I sucked your cock there is an aprox 1% chance of transmitting that to your cock so yeah a lucky dip, better not ever let me suck your cock 100 times.

But I don't have anything else.

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i had a sexy girl in a pink bikini as my sig like a year ago,, well if you remember that pic youre looking at a girl whose had the pleasure of getting pleasured heh

I wonder who will cry more during sex lisa or rootbeer

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Originally Posted by Jihad Josh

I wonder who will cry more during sex lisa or rootbeer

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prob everyone who posts here

http://i.imgur.com/H1wNg.jpg

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

prob everyone who posts here

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if you can spread mouth herpes to your gentials can you spread finger warts too

Idk how anyone can keep an erection while looking at that nasty bitch

it's really hard to do, but i try my best