rootbeer is my irl boyfriend.

i built in a hottub on my roof deck it was a super bitch cause i had to add a bunch of supports, i used it once to test if it burned people after i ran the electric, everyone else uses it all the time tho, i bathle in the lake go out there in the moring, with my bar of ivory soap,, and let teh 80 year olds that live around me get an eyefull

i hate hot tubs, i keep my nuts at exactly 95 degrees for maximum testosterone production

i wonder if rootbeer and lisa have been completely honest with each other and arent hiding some gross secrets

we have so many gross secrets, omg dude you dont even know
*drools about gross secret*

[Autistic Spectrum]

hot tubs skeeve me out, there like huge pea tree dishes , i had to install one so i did not get bitched at for running a 150 foot zip line off my roof into the lake,

[Autistic Spectrum]

i do alot of shit i don't want too so i don't get yelled at for doing shit i want too

[steveyos YOLO]

hot tubs skeeve me out, there like huge pea tree dishes , i had to install one so i did not get bitched at for running a 150 foot zip line off my roof into the lake,

I really hate rootber

[Autistic Spectrum]

when you think of lisa and rootbeer in there love nest, think of there hot tub, and lisa's herpes simplix living in there, long after she gets out of the tub, mutating, it self from a virus into an actual walking talking MONSTER, a herpes monster,, born of a hottub and lisa's vagaina,,,, this will make u less angry

...you are supposed to clean hot tubs you realize that right?

herpes doesnt go away though its there for life

herpes doesnt go away though its there for life

well neither of us have it, so theres that

[Autistic Spectrum]

i have seen lisa's bathrrom now, that tub is not getting cleaned on the regular

inopia post your girl

[Autistic Spectrum]

well neither of us have it, so theres that

I do actually have one somehwere as I am running off to get tested every fucking time I have accident sex.

It's all clear except for herpes type 1 which is cold sores but I don't even get cold sores, when the seasons change the corner of my mouth cracks sometimes which I guess is a cold sore but it's never blistery just the the corner of my mouth cracks, I think I've had that since I was a kid so I guess you know if I sucked your cock there is an aprox 1% chance of transmitting that to your cock so yeah a lucky dip, better not ever let me suck your cock 100 times.

But I don't have anything else.

i had a sexy girl in a pink bikini as my sig like a year ago,, well if you remember that pic youre looking at a girl whose had the pleasure of getting pleasured heh

[steveyos YOLO]

I wonder who will cry more during sex lisa or rootbeer

[Autistic Spectrum]

I wonder who will cry more during sex lisa or rootbeer

prob everyone who posts here

prob everyone who posts here

if you can spread mouth herpes to your gentials can you spread finger warts too

[steveyos YOLO]

Idk how anyone can keep an erection while looking at that nasty bitch

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's really hard to do, but i try my best