BREAKING BAD FINALE PARODY MEGATHREAD - ALL LIZARDS GET HERPED ITT

ruby lets the lizards post because he doesn't believe in banning anyone, we should have held out for drunkpuppies.com

here are the only lizard posts I'll ever let in the main forum:

OFFICIAL LIZARD BUTTHURT TROPHY COLLECTION

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Originally Posted by lisa

You make and broadcast a podcast about my rape, screw me over with that by broadcasting my full name in it, then you make a big TRY HARD thread full of garbage and herp the only account I have left that was given to me. And you really think your forum won't die? I can get another account if I like off any number of people but I and others have already left your try-hard forum basically because of shit like this. Grow up. You're pathetic. Plenty of people are interested in what we are doing, they ask us and skype and cam with us but not on your forum basically because of shit you have pulled like I have already outlined and due to stalkers like cody and ufotard. Get a life loser. You and your forum can suck my dick loser. You've had every opportunity to use wherewithal and do the right thing but basically you are just a loser who is trying really, really hard. Have a nice day playing with yourself and wishing you weren't such a fuckhead that no-one wants to post in your forum anymore.

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damn, if only I had used wherewithal

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Originally Posted by cody

welp if youre gonna pull that bullshit again just delete my acct ruby thanks for pmuch nothing

swear to christ ima drive to fagchats house and take his mailbox athen drive to marks' house and beat him to deat with it then drive to jack venookers house and shove that mailbox post right up his hairy fat jew asshole

delete my acct or iverness is stop number 4

i'm gonna come back here later and if you aint deleted my account ]:) i'm gonna kill your whole fucking family

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christ, not jack, anyone but jack, trollinator, delete this monster

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...9.gif~original
Hasta Luego, Cody.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...linatorgf4.gif

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

Thank you for banning me I ask clay to do it all the time but he's a pussy

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ah, the old "I d-dont mind in fact I wanted to get owned" gambit

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Originally Posted by UofLCardfan08

go fuck yourself

seriously

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sorry I only fuck trollinator now

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Originally Posted by marco

why Ruby why?

Dear Ruby, Don't do this. Let me out of da Herp. I can't stand the smell down there. They piss and shit all over the place.I'm going to chop them all up.

I'll send you some American Mac n' Cheese and some burgers.

Sincerely,
MA

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trying to bribe an admin, 20 years in the herp!

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Originally Posted by rose west

an entire thread full of calling me a homo

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original stuff

would have probably gotten good stuff from OB but I think she's getting her sexual realignment surgery atm

where did cody post that? going to report him to the virginia police for making death threats. what kind of fucking idiot does that

can't believe I trolled him so hard he wants to murder me and all I did was ignore him for a couple of months it's like these lizards have never been on the internet before

rust and nether both just got huge updates and jess is getting a rust server

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Originally Posted by maks

it's like these lizards have never been on the internet before

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YES, FUCKING YES, but alas they've all been on the internet since it was fucking created

justin bieber, justin, fucking, beiber, is smarter than the lizards, they're the old people hating on the new shit, but they're the old people the other old people hate and would rather hang out with the new retarded people cuase the old ones are not only just as retarded but smell like old people

YOU'RE OVER 9000 YEARS OLD GET A JOB

cody is the guy that trolls were created to fuck with, the guy who's not savvy at all and takes everything super seriously and rages at the drop of a hat, but he thinks he's a troll and he works really hard to prove it

you'd think that would make him interesting but what you end up with is :cody:

I'm not actually going to report him to the police because idgaf but someone totally could and that's essentially how jack got sued and that's why cody is jack and cody and jack are stupid tryhards

http://i.imgur.com/EoaexY2.jpg

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Originally Posted by maks

I'm not actually going to report him to the police because idgaf but someone totally could and that's essentially how jack got sued and that's why cody is jack and cody and jack are stupid tryhards

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What is that all ABOUT?

im a bartender ruby not a waiter

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Originally Posted by Garfield

im a bartender ruby not a waiter

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You are here to work not crying or competing she is bitching

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Originally Posted by Poopalew

You are here to work not crying or competing she is bitching

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Originally Posted by maks

yeah not bad for a forum in its death throws

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throes*

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Originally Posted by cody

welp if youre gonna pull that bullshit again just delete my acct ruby thanks for pmuch nothing

swear to christ ima drive to fagchats house and take his mailbox athen drive to marks' house and beat him to deat with it then drive to jack venookers house and shove that mailbox post right up his hairy fat jew asshole

delete my acct or iverness is stop number 4

i'm gonna come back here later and if you aint deleted my account ]:) i'm gonna kill your whole fucking family

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fucking lmao

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You make and broadcast a podcast about my rape, screw me over with that by broadcasting my full name in it, then you make a big TRY HARD thread full of garbage and herp the only account I have left that was given to me. And you really think your forum won't die? I can get another account if I like off any number of people but I and others have already left your try-hard forum basically because of shit like this. Grow up. You're pathetic. Plenty of people are interested in what we are doing, they ask us and skype and cam with us but not on your forum basically because of shit you have pulled like I have already outlined and due to stalkers like cody and ufotard. Get a life loser. You and your forum can suck my dick loser. You've had every opportunity to use wherewithal and do the right thing but basically you are just a loser who is trying really, really hard. Have a nice day playing with yourself and wishing you weren't such a fuckhead that no-one wants to post in your forum anymore.

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ruby how could you force lisa to make a podcast to get iwc demodded. ur a horrible human being.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

DESOLATION
I've already been posting on FJS this entire time.

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confirmed female poster

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Originally Posted by clay

confirmed female poster

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Originally Posted by clay

confirmed female poster

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impossible

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Originally Posted by reno

clays dialogue is so authentic i suspect you got him to write it for you

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http://i.imgur.com/jWSRzGu.gif

This is what he actually meant....

Ruby - "Thankyou for breathing life into my fucking lame ass dead forum Lisa."

Me - "You're welcome ruby, by the way I'm stealing your boyfriend."

Ruby - "Thankyou so much for posting in my forum Lisa, I will never ban you again."

why is she here

Ruby is autistic mega thread

rootbeer check pm

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

Ruby is autistic mega thread

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Heh.


(Not quite a "lol" yet, you can have a "heh"... a long way from a "LOL XD")

Oh my god rooty and lisa are getting back 2getherh right befoawrekDGNDSm hmem

fuckhead

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Originally Posted by Camoron

fuckhead

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so in the last 4 or 5 months I watched from beginning to end

breaking bad
the sopranos
the shield
sons of anarchy

please tell me another show to watch next which is exactly like these shows

preferrably one that is over already so I can watch the whole thing without waiting for new episodes

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Originally Posted by maks

so in the last 4 or 5 months I watched from beginning to end

breaking bad
the sopranos
the shield
sons of anarchy

please tell me another show to watch next which is exactly like these shows

preferrably one that is over already so I can watch the whole thing without waiting for new episodes

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dragon ball z is pretty sick bro

is boardwalk empire over yet?

true detective only one season out now,but every season is a different story so there's no cliffhangers

boardwalk empire has one more season left

oh watch The Wire, that's over and is the best show

im assuming youve already watched trailer park boys if not dont ever post on this forum again

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

true detective only one season out now,but every season is a different story so there's no cliffhangers

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is it a straight up cop show because I'm not looking for that I want to see organized criminals committing organized crimes

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

oh watch The Wire, that's over and is the best show

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I did but maybe I'll watch it again it's been a while

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Originally Posted by Garfield

im assuming youve already watched trailer park boys if not dont ever post on this forum again

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they're making a new season straight to netflix

true dectivie is only 8 eposides and is the best hbo show i have ever seen

oh shit it's got woody harrelson ok I'm in