BREAKING BAD FINALE PARODY MEGATHREAD - ALL LIZARDS GET HERPED ITT

[rubycalaber]

here are the only lizard posts I'll ever let in the main forum:

OFFICIAL LIZARD BUTTHURT TROPHY COLLECTION

You make and broadcast a podcast about my rape, screw me over with that by broadcasting my full name in it, then you make a big TRY HARD thread full of garbage and herp the only account I have left that was given to me. And you really think your forum won't die? I can get another account if I like off any number of people but I and others have already left your try-hard forum basically because of shit like this. Grow up. You're pathetic. Plenty of people are interested in what we are doing, they ask us and skype and cam with us but not on your forum basically because of shit you have pulled like I have already outlined and due to stalkers like cody and ufotard. Get a life loser. You and your forum can suck my dick loser. You've had every opportunity to use wherewithal and do the right thing but basically you are just a loser who is trying really, really hard. Have a nice day playing with yourself and wishing you weren't such a fuckhead that no-one wants to post in your forum anymore.

damn, if only I had used wherewithal

welp if youre gonna pull that bullshit again just delete my acct ruby thanks for pmuch nothing

swear to christ ima drive to fagchats house and take his mailbox athen drive to marks' house and beat him to deat with it then drive to jack venookers house and shove that mailbox post right up his hairy fat jew asshole

delete my acct or iverness is stop number 4

i'm gonna come back here later and if you aint deleted my account ]:) i'm gonna kill your whole fucking family

christ, not jack, anyone but jack, trollinator, delete this monster


Hasta Luego, Cody.

Thank you for banning me I ask clay to do it all the time but he's a pussy

ah, the old "I d-dont mind in fact I wanted to get owned" gambit

go fuck yourself

seriously

sorry I only fuck trollinator now

why Ruby why?

Dear Ruby, Don't do this. Let me out of da Herp. I can't stand the smell down there. They piss and shit all over the place.I'm going to chop them all up.

I'll send you some American Mac n' Cheese and some burgers.

Sincerely,
MA

trying to bribe an admin, 20 years in the herp!

an entire thread full of calling me a homo

original stuff

would have probably gotten good stuff from OB but I think she's getting her sexual realignment surgery atm