Shelbee thread

He also likes to finger bang which is awesome. ^--^

he's a keeper

Guys cag has an imaginary boyfriend we should all be very supportive

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Originally Posted by cag

Wish josh would do that

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I wish you'd give me testicular cancer with your chin

Who's shelbee lol

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Originally Posted by dadadan

i have a mustang the mexican girls at the mcdonalds drive thru all want to marry me when i go get ice cream cones

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mexicans are really bad at math plus they're girls too so i mean in their mind you're rich as fuck, you could roll past there with a v12 vantage or an alpina b7, and they'd just think it was some kind of faggy middle-aged white guy car

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Originally Posted by Jihad Josh

I wish you'd give me testicular cancer with your chin

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You have testicles?

Get out you dumb whore

Stop telling me what to do. :)

It wasn't vomit porn did not click

Wanna sit on Joshs face so bad with my double period.

I have literally bled for almost 2 weeks and haven't died yet. This must be a sign from the heavens

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Originally Posted by jon

mexicans are really bad at math plus they're girls too so i mean in their mind you're rich as fuck, you could roll past there with a v12 vantage or an alpina b7, and they'd just think it was some kind of faggy middle-aged white guy car

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its the straight six model and slow as shit but that doesnt stop ppl from trying to race me all the time
i wanna get one of those old turbo regals that looks like a grandma car or like it should be driven by a fat white lady in a taz tshirt but its rly :bigrig:

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Originally Posted by cag

I have literally bled for almost 2 weeks and haven't died yet. This must be a sign from the heavens

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wat

The SART jammed me full of morning after contraceptives so i dont give birth to rape baby.

same

i wonder what would happen if I gave a birth control pill to a man and told him it was drugs. this could be a fun experiment.