Why?Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
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Why?Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
I promised ruby I'd only use my toxic powers for good
So I will
I'll kill this guy, that'll be good
because it would be funny if you fell on a spike. ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Jon
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A Burmese tiger pit is a trap for hunting dangerous predators. It is made by digging a deep pit in the ground and planting sharp stakes pointed upwards from the bottom. With foliage to camouflage the pit, hunters lure their prey to it. Military warfare also uses similar tactics.
Why do you feel that way?Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
just imagine if the spike went through your face, you try screaming for help but can't :rofl:
You're a twisted little cookie aren't you?
That's not funny at all. Why would you wish death on me?
I'm also curious why you spent hours posting here last night and are waking up posting... something isn't right and I'm worried about you
Her boyfriend runs this place.
And apparently she hands out coffees, breakfast, and blow jobs like hotcakes.
She wins in my opinion. Puffy nips or not.
I wouldn't wish death upon you as I don't hate anyone. ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Jon
I'm just trying to fit him into the picture here because he's been MIA
I'd still murder you though if I could get away with it. You dont have to hate someone to murder them.
I just want her to be happy.
I just want you to be dead :P
FUCK OFFQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Jon
Like your mom? That you never got to say goodbye to?Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
Did that cross a line?
I got a fucking bone to pick with you after that one.. How fucking DARE you, sir. How fucking dare.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nuffy
FUCK OFFQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Jon
You tell me to fuck off another 75 or 80 times and I'll get fucking UPSETQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Battery
OkQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Jon
FUCK OFF
Fuck off back to SM and get your rep
You repulse me in every single way
Last warning.
Wait.. all these FUCK OFF's were actually warnings and not requests? What lies in store for Mr. Jon>??
Just FUCK OFF, with all your alternate accounts FUCK OFF, FUCK OFF back to SM and fucking stay there
You are a pathetic excuse for a human being
LEAVE
It's okay, Lisa... You don't have to hold back. Go ahead and unleash what you have in store for me. I fully understand that I deserve anything you have planned. Go for it.
lol no. I've been getting shit about my dead mom at this forum for the last couple years. I'm used to it. I'm pretty sure the ghost of my dead mom haunts this forumQuote:
Originally Posted by Nuffy
Was she not a good mother? Doesn't seem like it.
You can't be a good mom if your dead, idiot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Jon
That's not completely true. Depending on former status, a mother can immediately up her motherhood skills by up to 100% by said "fucking off and dying".Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
Well, to be fair and give credit to the others - depending on the type of person your mother was (according to our hypothesis), a good 85% of said comments were most likely justified.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
Take this fucking account with youQuote:
Originally Posted by Richard Tucker
FUCK OFF
That's pretty funny.
And exactly how many warnings do we get before said punishment is enabled.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Jon
That's why I said "was she". But regardless, I'm sorry you had a terrible mother. My mom is great. You could meet her some time...Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
He has none leftQuote:
Originally Posted by BigBoss
I would love to introduce her to my shotgunQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Jon
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Originally Posted by Caggles
So it's coming any day now, then?
Are you trying to keep him on his toes by not allowing him to know exactly when said punishment will come, but only letting him know that it will indeed come?
Oh! That's cool, my mom loves guns! Being from Tennessee and all. She has a small collection. I wasn't aware that you were into guns. That's awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
I think Jon is saving that shotgun for a rainy day. Did you know a shotgun used to be (and still is among many) the preferred method of divorce?Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
Jon simply dumps people if he gets bored with them.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigBoss
But he can't dump you if you become a staple at his forum!