Mr. Jon SUX

[Mr. Jon]

You can't be a good mom if your dead, idiot.

That's why I said "was she". But regardless, I'm sorry you had a terrible mother. My mom is great. You could meet her some time...

[urkles girlfriend]

That's why I said "was she". But regardless, I'm sorry you had a terrible mother. My mom is great. You could meet her some time...

I would love to introduce her to my shotgun

[urkles girlfriend]

I would love to introduce her to jon's shotgun that I'm not allowed to touch under any circumstances

[BigBoss]

I would love to introduce her to jon's shotgun that I'm not allowed to touch under any circumstances

I think Jon is saving that shotgun for a rainy day. Did you know a shotgun used to be (and still is among many) the preferred method of divorce?

[urkles girlfriend]

I think Jon is saving that shotgun for a rainy day. Did you know a shotgun used to be (and still is among many) the preferred method of divorce?

Jon simply dumps people if he gets bored with them.

[BigBoss]

Jon simply dumps people if he gets bored with them.

Ohhhhh, ok, I see. Gotcha.

It's the old "chicks like dick(s)................................... heads" theory (a smaller part of the grand Chaos Theory).

By the way, I heard you wanna know about me?

[urkles girlfriend]

Ohhhhh, ok, I see. Gotcha.

It's the old "chicks like dick(s)................................... heads" theory (a smaller part of the grand Chaos Theory).

By the way, I heard you wanna know about me?

I want you to know the taste of gun metal in your mouth

[Mr. Jon]

I would love to introduce her to my shotgun

Oh! That's cool, my mom loves guns! Being from Tennessee and all. She has a small collection. I wasn't aware that you were into guns. That's awesome.