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03-30-2013
steveyos

great post dp
03-30-2013
Lisa Claus

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

lisa i am not trying to be mean, or whatever but have you ever thought of selling your holes for money, like just become a hooker, you love dicks, you don't have to leave the house, you just have guys come over fuck you and give you money, it seems like a win / win to me

I got offered that job twice

it's legal in australia and you pay tax on your earnings

they have like $2,000 a week base rate and a company car at one of them and you get $300 for each guy you fuck

one of them, the one with the company car you had to go to them

the other one without the car was set in a bar and had a one sided mirror so it was explained to me that you can stay in the room and look through the mirror and if you see a guy you want to approach you go out then and approach them... that actually didn't sound too bad

but no, I don't want to be a prostitute, I'm not actually like that
03-30-2013
Autistic Spectrum

i am talking to rolfbrothel about you on im chat right as we speak
03-30-2013
Autistic Spectrum

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

I got offered that job twice

it's legal in australia and you pay tax on your earnings

they have like $2,000 a week base rate and a company car at one of them and you get $300 for each guy you fuck

one of them, the one with the company car you had to go to them

the other one without the car was set in a bar and had a one sided mirror so it was explained to me that you can stay in the room and look through the mirror and if you see a guy you want to approach you go out then and approach them... that actually didn't sound too bad

but no, I don't want to be a prostitute, I'm not actually like that

take the job, try it out for week if you dont like it quit, i am behind you on this lisa
03-30-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

take the job, try it out for week if you dont like it quit, i am behind you on this lisa

No.

It's against my morals for myself.

I've been friends with 2 prostitutes in my life though, I'm not against it, just not something that I would want to do. No it would feel shit.

Besides those offers were when I was younger, haven't had that offer in about 10 years :P
03-30-2013
steveyos

tell marnie about that awesome post made on this forum about lisa
03-30-2013
the president of sex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

i am pretty sure lisa's pussy breaths fire and has sharp teeth

not after that seven inch wide hose
03-30-2013
Camoron

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

you know in like porn video's on pornhub there always tiltled CRAZY SLUT CRAVES COCKS ALL DAY EVERYDAY AND GETS IT IN HER ALL HER HOLES

i am always like ya that would be awesome if girls like that acutally existed and this was not just fake porn shit

tben i meet lisa, and all my dreams came true

except she looks like a teenage boy and has a damaged hole
03-30-2013
maks

damaged is an understatement, it's like chernobyl down there
03-30-2013
Camoron

that hole area is more devastated than the gulf coast
03-30-2013
the president of sex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

I got offered that job twice

it's legal in australia and you pay tax on your earnings

they have like $2,000 a week base rate and a company car at one of them and you get $300 for each guy you fuck

one of them, the one with the company car you had to go to them

the other one without the car was set in a bar and had a one sided mirror so it was explained to me that you can stay in the room and look through the mirror and if you see a guy you want to approach you go out then and approach them... that actually didn't sound too bad

but no, I don't want to be a prostitute, I'm not actually like that

yes you do and yes you are

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/439516/Avat...8010292180.jpg
03-30-2013
lnopia the great

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

rubbish

you would cry after cumming and say, "hold me Lisa"

and I would say, "You are a done dinner, get out, NEXT!"

yes you would say next please until every meth addict at the gangbang finished
03-30-2013
maks

ironically lisa would get a better class of men as a prostitute, when left to her own devices she tends to gravitate towards junkie losers, people who are worse off than her are hard to find and she couldn't possibly like someone who is better than her in any way
03-30-2013
Autistic Spectrum

lisa should really take a hard look at become a pro cock sucker it seems like a solid career path for her
03-30-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

lisa should really take a hard look at become a pro cock sucker it seems like a solid career path for her

stop sexually harassing me

it's arousing
03-30-2013
Autistic Spectrum

lisa slowly unzips her pants

ZEUSES THUNDEROUS VOICE YELLS

RELEASE THE KRACKEN

end scene
03-30-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

lisa slowly unzips her pants

ZEUSES THUNDEROUS VOICE YELLS

RELEASE THE KRACKEN

end scene

hot
03-30-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cody

http://shockradardotorg.files.wordpr..._500.gif?w=551

don't copy gifs I post about my own vagina you fucking loser

I posted that months ago

that is my vagina and that is juji cowering and getting a squirty
03-30-2013
Plug Drugs

Quote:

Originally Posted by GulDucat

This is going to be so awesome! It's gonna be just like Fallout 3.

hell yeah i cant wait
03-30-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

hell yeah i cant wait

what are you talking to that THING about and for?
03-30-2013
Autistic Spectrum

you fucked up plug drugs, cat avatar lady is a lisa hater, and you, your lisa's interent husband
03-30-2013
blumpkin blownuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

what are you talking to that THING about and for?

she's funny and sexy you have every right to be jealous
03-30-2013
always stevey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

hell yeah i cant wait

All the death and destruction and monsters to battle with miniguns. Sign me up, can't wait to get high on gratuitous
amounts of jet and med x.
03-30-2013
always stevey

Quote:

Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

she's funny and sexy you have every right to be jealous

Bob is great. Why can't you be more like Bob, Lisa?
03-30-2013
Camoron

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

I would have to conduct tests on you to see if you bleed or not.

I'm not allowed cock for 2 weeks

that makes me want it more

as soon as I'm allowed again I probably won't care

you keep teasing me with your cock and that is cruel

just cant wait to muder another baby can you?
03-31-2013
steveyos

Quote:

Originally Posted by Camoron

just cant wait to muder another baby can you?
03-31-2013
steveyos

Quote:

Originally Posted by Camoron

just cant wait to muder another baby can you?
03-31-2013
m0nde

DPRK Chopra
03-31-2013
always stevey

Quote:

Originally Posted by m0nde

DPRK Chopra

Hiya handsome! <3
03-31-2013
Camoron

lol he was referncing deepak chopra

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