North Korea declares war to South because...

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would run out of lisa's studio apt, past the line of guys waiting in the hallway waiting to fuck her, with tears stearming down my face, knowing what i had done could never be undone

[Lisa Claus]

i wouldnt let you pay me for dick you scuzzbucket

you're repulsive

no-one wants you

leave

[Lisa Claus]

i would run out of lisa's studio apt, past the line of guys waiting in the hallway waiting to fuck her, with tears stearming down my face, knowing what i had done could never be undone

why did I feel bad for a minute then?

[Autistic Spectrum]

because you would use me up and thorw me out like so many others, you want dick, you crave cock all day everday, i'm just a peice of meat to you lisa, but in reality i have fellings, if you prick me do i not bleed.

[Lisa Claus]

because you would use me up and thorw me out like so many others, you want dick, you crave cock all day everday, i'm just a peice of meat to you lisa, but in reality i have fellings, if you prick me do i not bleed.

I would have to conduct tests on you to see if you bleed or not.

I'm not allowed cock for 2 weeks

that makes me want it more

as soon as I'm allowed again I probably won't care

you keep teasing me with your cock and that is cruel

[steveyos]

North Korea declares war on this fuxcking gay forum

[Autistic Spectrum]

you know in like porn video's on pornhub there always tiltled CRAZY SLUT CRAVES COCKS ALL DAY EVERYDAY AND GETS IT IN HER ALL HER HOLES

i am always like ya that would be awesome if girls like that acutally existed and this was not just fake porn shit


tben i meet lisa, and all my dreams came true

[Lisa Claus]

I don't like anal

[steveyos]

lisanet

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa i am not trying to be mean, or whatever but have you ever thought of selling your holes for money, like just become a hooker, you love dicks, you don't have to leave the house, you just have guys come over fuck you and give you money, it seems like a win / win to me

[steveyos]

great post dp

[Lisa Claus]

lisa i am not trying to be mean, or whatever but have you ever thought of selling your holes for money, like just become a hooker, you love dicks, you don't have to leave the house, you just have guys come over fuck you and give you money, it seems like a win / win to me

I got offered that job twice

it's legal in australia and you pay tax on your earnings

they have like $2,000 a week base rate and a company car at one of them and you get $300 for each guy you fuck

one of them, the one with the company car you had to go to them

the other one without the car was set in a bar and had a one sided mirror so it was explained to me that you can stay in the room and look through the mirror and if you see a guy you want to approach you go out then and approach them... that actually didn't sound too bad

but no, I don't want to be a prostitute, I'm not actually like that

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am talking to rolfbrothel about you on im chat right as we speak

[Autistic Spectrum]

I got offered that job twice

it's legal in australia and you pay tax on your earnings

they have like $2,000 a week base rate and a company car at one of them and you get $300 for each guy you fuck

one of them, the one with the company car you had to go to them

the other one without the car was set in a bar and had a one sided mirror so it was explained to me that you can stay in the room and look through the mirror and if you see a guy you want to approach you go out then and approach them... that actually didn't sound too bad

but no, I don't want to be a prostitute, I'm not actually like that

take the job, try it out for week if you dont like it quit, i am behind you on this lisa

[Lisa Claus]

take the job, try it out for week if you dont like it quit, i am behind you on this lisa

No.

It's against my morals for myself.

I've been friends with 2 prostitutes in my life though, I'm not against it, just not something that I would want to do. No it would feel shit.

Besides those offers were when I was younger, haven't had that offer in about 10 years :P

[steveyos]

tell marnie about that awesome post made on this forum about lisa

[the president of sex]

i am pretty sure lisa's pussy breaths fire and has sharp teeth

not after that seven inch wide hose

you know in like porn video's on pornhub there always tiltled CRAZY SLUT CRAVES COCKS ALL DAY EVERYDAY AND GETS IT IN HER ALL HER HOLES

i am always like ya that would be awesome if girls like that acutally existed and this was not just fake porn shit


tben i meet lisa, and all my dreams came true

except she looks like a teenage boy and has a damaged hole

[maks]

damaged is an understatement, it's like chernobyl down there

that hole area is more devastated than the gulf coast

[the president of sex]

I got offered that job twice

it's legal in australia and you pay tax on your earnings

they have like $2,000 a week base rate and a company car at one of them and you get $300 for each guy you fuck

one of them, the one with the company car you had to go to them

the other one without the car was set in a bar and had a one sided mirror so it was explained to me that you can stay in the room and look through the mirror and if you see a guy you want to approach you go out then and approach them... that actually didn't sound too bad

but no, I don't want to be a prostitute, I'm not actually like that

yes you do and yes you are

rubbish

you would cry after cumming and say, "hold me Lisa"

and I would say, "You are a done dinner, get out, NEXT!"

yes you would say next please until every meth addict at the gangbang finished

[maks]

ironically lisa would get a better class of men as a prostitute, when left to her own devices she tends to gravitate towards junkie losers, people who are worse off than her are hard to find and she couldn't possibly like someone who is better than her in any way

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa should really take a hard look at become a pro cock sucker it seems like a solid career path for her

[Lisa Claus]

lisa should really take a hard look at become a pro cock sucker it seems like a solid career path for her

stop sexually harassing me

it's arousing

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa slowly unzips her pants

ZEUSES THUNDEROUS VOICE YELLS

RELEASE THE KRACKEN

end scene

[Lisa Claus]

lisa slowly unzips her pants

ZEUSES THUNDEROUS VOICE YELLS

RELEASE THE KRACKEN

end scene

hot

[Lisa Claus]

don't copy gifs I post about my own vagina you fucking loser

I posted that months ago

that is my vagina and that is juji cowering and getting a squirty

[Plug Drugs]

This is going to be so awesome! It's gonna be just like Fallout 3.

hell yeah i cant wait

[Lisa Claus]

hell yeah i cant wait

what are you talking to that THING about and for?