My irlfriend is pissed I blew her off to play civ 5 but the fucking byzantines weren't going to conquer themselves now were they
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My irlfriend is pissed I blew her off to play civ 5 but the fucking byzantines weren't going to conquer themselves now were they
will incest play be extra?Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
I don;t know, I've never hired one I just know how stupid easy it is. Before they had the websites you could find them in the yellow pages.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
I would request for u to come but im afraid you will betray my clan for your terrible youtube videos. This clan takes day z seriously and doesnt treat it like call of duty like you :/Quote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
im going to take a dump in my worktoilet brb
* marks thread read *Quote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
i wish i was home playing day z
i wish i was dead
i don't.
i held my urethra shut while ejaculating once and it gave me a urinary tract infection
i messed up the toilet reeal bad the janitors gonna be pissed
that's too bad cuz if my husband ever left me for some floozir.... well it doesn't matter if he's gay...Quote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
lol shut the fuck upQuote:
Originally Posted by Ramen
FasgQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
that is the worst painting of gul ducat
i painted it myself...
In the original script (which was filmed) of "What You Leave Behind," Captain Sisko dies in the Fire Caves on Bajor with Dukat. Cassidy then has a vision where she meets Sisko in the Celestial Temple. He tells her that he is never coming back and says goodbye. Avery Brooks was unhappy with the ending because he didn't like seeing an African-American leave his pregnant wife behind, so a new ending was filmed where Sisko tells Cassidy that he doesn't know when he will be back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
Sisko dying may have made more sense, as the Prophets warned him not to marry Cassidy, as it would only cause him sadness, as he would wind up leaving her behind, pregnant. But with this new ending, Sisko didn't really die and could return.
Which ending do you think is a better conclusion for the character and the show? Also, considering how close Ben and Jake were, were you unsatisfied that Ben didn't say goodbye to him?
Dont be rude to ramen, she is a lovely ladyQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
i think he should have died in the fire caves.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
<3Quote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
i would go down on ramen
I always thought Ramen looked better when she was fat.
lmao I did consider immediately shooting everyone the second they were in one place but I think going on a mission to fight AI with some bros would make for a funnier youtube video since I have already gunned 5 people down at a time :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
sometimes I fantasize about a girl doing that to me on purposeQuote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
Call of Duty FTW.
ruby i cant trust you, youll get me kicked from the clan, im actually having fun for once and its because im playing with likeminded people and playing day z how its meant to be played instead of with u and cam who think doing anything outside of chasind and shooting zombies nonstop is boring.,.. Let me telle you a secret Youre whole life is boring ryby
you're... you're having FUN? ON DAYZ? that's not even how it's meant to be played, you're meant to go on missions against AI soldiers in arma 2, dayz is about survival you-you fucking... fiuckig fun ghaving prick
fun.. Whn i first joined the clan i fixed up a small scrap chopper and brought it to their island base and tried to land it with one of the, guiding me, it was sliding and i tried to lift off agai so it wojnt slide intoo a treeand i hit it whn i lifted off and damaged a rotor and screamed on vent to clear away its out of control and i was spinning crazy in trhe air doing hundredrs of three sixties before crashing to the groumd i wish i got that on fraps
I'm going to find this server and kill them all, no one steals my barry!
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Theres even a token black guy who sounds like cberry and doesnt care when the others call him a porch monkeyQuote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
:uwotm8:Quote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
can't say the same for you tho. lose some poundage lolQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
cag is my bitch, meanwhile you cry
your bitch is a box of doughnuts.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
not getting into it but rootbeer could curl you with one arm like a dumbbell... he's got the strength of Hercules....Quote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
oh dang
i respect rootbeer asa gamer more than most posters itf
wtf, barry is going retrograde
dont know what that means but im sure offended