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    smuggle me on board m8

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubycalaber View Post
    smuggle me on board m8
    I would request for u to come but im afraid you will betray my clan for your terrible youtube videos. This clan takes day z seriously and doesnt treat it like call of duty like you :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by cbarry View Post
    I would request for u to come but im afraid you will betray my clan for your terrible youtube videos. This clan takes day z seriously and doesnt treat it like call of duty like you :/
    lmao I did consider immediately shooting everyone the second they were in one place but I think going on a mission to fight AI with some bros would make for a funnier youtube video since I have already gunned 5 people down at a time

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