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this explains all the stupid backwards ideas you have about computers
i think i'd be better off using reverse psychology around here,
i end up getting everyone to view the exact opposite of my point when i talk
guys youre all dumbasses for not having credit cards lololol i got money in the bank BITCH,
gettin paid, gettin laid
at one time you said my strategy for troubleshooting broken computers was amazing and not even some of your co-workers knew those tell-tale signsQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
fix my bluescreens m8
nothing wrong with using credit cards responsibly. having good credit is important if u ever plan to move out of your grandmas house and buy your own car.
seriously? when does it crash
look up the fucking error code ruby
i never plan on taking out a loan, everQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
so youre going to resign to being poor for the rest of your life
i'm going to grind against the fucking grain of the groove of society until it works how i want it to work, at whatever cost
I never said that and I never would, you're a moron you know nothing. you take fanboyisms and stretch them out into several paragraphs that's about as far as your troubleshooting prowess goesQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
literally at random but is aggravated by video gamesQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...9.jpg~original
i love the jews, look at all we've accomplished because of them
i don't like crooks who try to put people into insurmountable debt for generations - and those kinds of people aren't limited to any ethnicity
good goyim! anyone can be a crooked money lender! heheheh :kike:
yes you did, i think in particular i was talking about checking to see if the keyboard/mouse were responsiveQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
that's not true, we never had a conversation any deeper than "DUR MACS IS DUMB THEY CANT DO STUFF" "yes they can they get on the same internet as every other machine"Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
you've probably blocked it out thenQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
if i remember i was pointing out that:
- no video to monitor
- fans on case still work
- optical mouse on, but unresponsive to movement
- keyboard capslock/numlock/scroll-lock unresponsive, none of the lights on keyboard turn on
Solution: get a better power supply
not even that technical of stuff, its pretty much common sense, but i do remember you saying "thats a very useful thing to check when troubleshooting, some of my co-workers don't even do that"
I wouldn't have praised you for that, there's a hundred different things that can cause those symptoms and most of them are more likely than a bad/underpowered power supplyQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
name oneQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
I'll name 5Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
-bad ram
-bad motherboard
-loose connection (psu, dvi/usb)
-wrong CPU settings in cmos (usually some dipshit trying to overclock)
-bad cmos flash (essentially bad motherboard good luck fixing it)
-reset switch is stuck in the 'pressed' position
-a short in literally any internal component (video card, sata drive, etc)
-'clear cmos' jumper left in the 'on' position
-wake from sleep/suspend issues combined with a shitty video card or monitor that doesn't initialize until graphical mode starts
bad RAM and your motherboard's BIOS is going to give error beepsQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
a bad motherboard is stretching it
wrong CPU settings its still going to post bios
9 out of 10 times its youre power supply; your motherboard usually doesn't just break in such a way to fit all the aforementioned criteria without some other telltale signs
In theory yes, in practice it's about 50/50 if you even have an internal speakerQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
Bullshit, motherboards fail all the time especially if you buy cheap hardware with shitty capacitorsQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
BullshitQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
BullshitQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
yeah or the motherboard fairy cut all the video card's buses and the USB bus going to the keyboard, but left everything else intact
if you're so good at this why isn't anyone paying you to do it why are you unemployed and stealing medicine from your grandmother
Hi, unlicensed suspicious looking 22 year old, I'm here to fix yer shit!
oh you mean go work for best buy or an ISP and make 9 dollars an hour
where the fuck does this stealing medication shit come from
how does this have 70 replies?
paranoid drug users with too much free time
singular
god no you shouldn't settle for a low salary, hanging in there for a few years working your way up like a normal person.Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
one of these guys a man in a suit is going to pull up to your house and hand you a briefcase full of money (the first of many) to reward you for having absolutely no job experience or skills. that is how the real world functions.
plug drugs confirmed as having a weak father figure, someone needs to go to his house and punch him in the face repeatedly until he understands
bullseye, his dad walked out on him and hes only ever had mom's boyfriends