I'm gonna make a video for fjs on how to make my favorite sandwich but ther'es one problem

ya i was basically like that english guy but way more vulgar

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU OR I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU ALL WITH CAPICOLA

THIS IS WHY I DON'T BOTHER MAKING GOOD THREADS HERE YOU'RE ALL FUCKING TERRIBLE

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

any idiot can make a hamburger. jesus christ.

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any idiot can cook anything, but it takes a n idiot who knows how to cook to cook something well

my macaroni and cheese was a time tested process to get right, im still perfecting my recipe

you know nothing about how i cook, I cook like there's no tomorrow, I watch so much food network, you have no idea, i can basically cook anything

i want to get a vacuum thing so I can vacuum seal pouches and boil them, thats what the real pros do, it seals in the flavor

It's just basic, baked macroni and cheese. get the fuck over yourself.

"welcome to flavortown broski" - guy fiero

had this little bell, and if thoese cunts where not in there before there fucking four top was ready i would ring the fuck outta that bell

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

It's just basic, baked macroni and cheese. get the fuck over yourself.

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spoken like someone who doesnt know wtf theyre talking about, any idiot can bake macaroni and cheese but making really fucking good macaroni and cheese, well thats an art

camoron having a tim episode

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Originally Posted by steveyos

camoron having a tim episode

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my entire life is a tim episode

i like to think by Tim episode you're impyling that barry has a sitcom called Tim and this is an episode of that sitcom

hurr duurrr durr, fucking altin brown over here making macroni and cheese.

well what should I be making, jesus christ, a fucking soufflet? or what? what kind of complicated horseshit do you cook

zzzz

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Originally Posted by Camoron

spoken like someone who doesnt know wtf theyre talking about, any idiot can bake macaroni and cheese but making really fucking good macaroni and cheese, well thats an art

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Spoken like someone who knows people are full of shit when it comes to their cooking.

uh yeah, like you

again, what kind of food do you cook

you two need to log out right now

quiet, i want to know what she cooks so i can go cook it better than she does

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Originally Posted by steveyos

you two need to log out right now

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I can cook anything basically.

Cat avatar guy post pics of your ass nobody cares about your cooking

I forgot bread

i bought some bakery bread like a week ago. been keeping it in the fridge. probably no good huh?

You can make crutons out of it, but that would involve you leaving your computer.

you wanna try that again without the hypocrisy?

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Originally Posted by steveyos

i need to log out right now

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Hate you kenny

holy shit cag and camoron I'm banning you from the tinychat and I'd ban you from fjs if you pulled this shit there

add me on steam and skyoe so I can delete you

I just ate the greasiest grilled cheese, it was so good, but I could feel the fat and the butter, and all the bad stuff wriggling it's way into my stomache, ass, and thighs so I threw it up in the toilet.

Sounds like you're talking about a black cock

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Originally Posted by StompleB

http://i.imgur.com/rVTGcZ2.jpg

I make something similar, but I use Tofurky slices, more veggies, and I bake my own bread. I love oil & vinegar though; mix it up with red wine vinegar sometime.

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choke on it and die you vegan pedo faggot

durr cag ! ^_^ and cam ! ^_^

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

I can cook anything basically.

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Originally Posted by steveyos

I wanna just make and eat the damn sandwich becuase it's so good so I never set up my handycam


so here's the recipe I'll post it here because even some of you who don't post at fjs deserve this amazing sandwich in your life


step 1 bread, like a roll, or whatever a bun, really it doesn' tmatter whatever you like, I use a roll I'm hopoig to one day find or make bread like subway but for now I just use whatever roll beause it doesn't really matter because

step 2. you put so much olive oil, I mean a lot, you cut the bread in half then you pour on olive oil on one half and hold ht eother half in your hand and then pres them together, and you repeat this until you've pretty much turned the bread into mush then you fully turn the bread into mush with balsamic vinegar (the video will portray just how serious I am about this you can't even imagine how much oil and vinegar I use unless you actually witness it)

step 3 you put salt and pepper on both sides or just one side it depends on how much salt and peppe ryou like I don't use too much myself because it's not really gonnamatter the vinegar is gonna destroy your entire abiality to exist and you will enter the 69th dimension whnere doli hitler and I will be waiting

step 3 you fold a round piece of provalone cheese in half and put it on one side of the sandiwhc this is the bottom layer btw, then you fold another and put i ton the other side of the sandwihc. if your sandiwch is more than two pieces long add more pieces and you switch them up like this:

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now, the best step. step 3. you take CAPICOLA https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capicola and you follow the cheese method but YOU PUT LIKE 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 PIECES. IT CAN BE SWEET CAPICOLA.IT CAN BE HOT CAPICOLA. IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER JUST PUT IT ALL ON THERE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE CAPICOLA THEN YOU HONESTLY DO DESERVE TO DIE. IF YOU LIKE CAPICOLA IT DOESN'T NCESSARILY MEAN I LIKE YOU AND IT'S A FREE PASS OT POST ON FJS BUT AT LEAST IT MEANS YOU LIKE CAPICOLA AND YOU CAN TAKE SOLACE IN THAT.


finally step 3. layer on like 900 pieces of lettuce or however much you can fit without making your sandwich difficult to eat


if you've made yoru sandwich correctly you will know afterwards when you die from all the vinegar



and now for a screenshot of my desktop courtesy of Bing (I still can't alt+0153 on firefox and I just tried changing more settings too they fucking ruined the alt key by making it do useless shit I'm about, actually fuck it transferring this post over to IE10 uninstalling firefox)™™‡GG‡‡‡3™™™™™‡5♪ù3ôthere we go FUCK FIREFOX UNINSTALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLED lol when selecitn pics for imgur ie10 doesn't have the tree menu on the left and now it's auto correcting my fucking spelling again gotta shut that shit off again it's better than firefox but nowhere near as good as chrome I can't believe google actually made something good for once without it needing to be fixed by the community

http://i.imgur.com/cjNyjXm.jpg

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gout gout let it all out

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Originally Posted by UofLCardfan08

choke on it and die you vegan pedo faggot

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I wanna sit on your face