Fuck off back to SM and get your rep
You repulse me in every single way
Last warning.
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Fuck off back to SM and get your rep
You repulse me in every single way
Last warning.
Wait.. all these FUCK OFF's were actually warnings and not requests? What lies in store for Mr. Jon>??
Just FUCK OFF, with all your alternate accounts FUCK OFF, FUCK OFF back to SM and fucking stay there
You are a pathetic excuse for a human being
LEAVE
It's okay, Lisa... You don't have to hold back. Go ahead and unleash what you have in store for me. I fully understand that I deserve anything you have planned. Go for it.
lol no. I've been getting shit about my dead mom at this forum for the last couple years. I'm used to it. I'm pretty sure the ghost of my dead mom haunts this forumQuote:
Originally Posted by Nuffy
Was she not a good mother? Doesn't seem like it.
You can't be a good mom if your dead, idiot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Jon
That's not completely true. Depending on former status, a mother can immediately up her motherhood skills by up to 100% by said "fucking off and dying".Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
Well, to be fair and give credit to the others - depending on the type of person your mother was (according to our hypothesis), a good 85% of said comments were most likely justified.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
Take this fucking account with youQuote:
Originally Posted by Richard Tucker
FUCK OFF
That's pretty funny.
And exactly how many warnings do we get before said punishment is enabled.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Jon
That's why I said "was she". But regardless, I'm sorry you had a terrible mother. My mom is great. You could meet her some time...Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
He has none leftQuote:
Originally Posted by BigBoss
I would love to introduce her to my shotgunQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Jon
Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
So it's coming any day now, then?
Are you trying to keep him on his toes by not allowing him to know exactly when said punishment will come, but only letting him know that it will indeed come?
Oh! That's cool, my mom loves guns! Being from Tennessee and all. She has a small collection. I wasn't aware that you were into guns. That's awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
I think Jon is saving that shotgun for a rainy day. Did you know a shotgun used to be (and still is among many) the preferred method of divorce?Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
Jon simply dumps people if he gets bored with them.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigBoss
But he can't dump you if you become a staple at his forum!
I'm going to kill your mother and show you the pain I feel everyday.
you'll never have a chance to say goodbye.
I just bought another Remington 870. I have three now. And it seems pointless but I bought it for 200 bucks.
I will gladly share any feeling with you. Even this one. As long as it brings us closer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
Is it just the pain of her being gone? Pain of her never being there for you? Or just failing you when you needed her the most? Pain that you didn't get to tell her you loved her one last time?
I just talked to my mom this morning. It's nice! You should try it somet... Well.. Just take my word, it's nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
God damn Jon...
She's the only person who wants to talk to youQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Jon
FUCK OFF
Ohhhhh, ok, I see. Gotcha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
It's the old "chicks like dick(s)................................... heads" theory (a smaller part of the grand Chaos Theory).
By the way, I heard you wanna know about me?
Who I be, and where I be?
:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nuffy