i'm actually in love for the first time since 2003

not me, i fucked in there vagian's like 5 sluts just today, only had to pay for 2 of them, that's right the other 3 sluts fucked me for free

i fucksluts i rawdoggies them in there vagain's i sex girls alot!

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i've just been casually dating alot.
last time i took the train to the station was december and it was a huge mistake, i got tested in jan. and i'm still disease free by some miracle... well actually i can't contract viruses but this chick did time in prison and was homeless and every god awful thing you can imagine

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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/index.html

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i've just been casually dating alot.
last time i took the train to the station was december and it was a huge mistake, i got tested in jan. and i'm still disease free by some miracle... well actually i can't contract viruses but this chick did time in prison and was homeless and every god awful thing you can imagine

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hi gulducat, i'm some what of a whoremaster, hit me up via skype if you wanna chat ;)

Sounds like a dangerous idea.

oh curse you cat avatar guy you glorious bastard

I'm currently texting my lady friend and she's joking about what huge pussies the french are and she mentioned that she went on a ghost tour just to yell and scream and disrupt the whole thing and what the fuck why does she have to be so fucking cool why can't I resent her and move on with my life like every other girl fuck this shit

Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.

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I prefer gay men, for I am gay

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is it just me or a mere coincidence that both marks and bob are smitten atm. did you both have the same horoscope or something

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.

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new boyfriend!

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is it just me or a mere coincidence that both marks and bob are smitten atm. did you both have the same horoscope or something

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inb4 it turns out they're dating the same women to hiiiiiiiiiiilarous results

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is it just me or a mere coincidence that both marks and bob are smitten atm. did you both have the same horoscope or something

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Spring has sprung I guess

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inb4 it turns out they're dating the same women to hiiiiiiiiiiilarous results

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cues benny hill music

just got back from spending the night at her place :cum:
sighhhh

now i'm gonna take a much-needed nap

did u give her a mustache ride?

nah, she started her period
she s'ed my d though

and i played with her big giant boobs all night and morning

Mine asked me to come by her place after our date tonight to 'change a couple of light bulbs and fix my printer' so either I'm getting laid or she's hardcore using me for my height and my printer fixing abilities

probably both tbh

lol @ change lightbulbs
you're at least getting laid for sure, that's a stereotypical booty call

I'll 'change' her 'lightbulb' alright...

this thread is whats wrong with rubynet

i had sex with 4 different girls today, 2 at the same time, i sexed quite a bit

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i had sex with 4 different girls today, 2 at the same time, i sexed quite a bit

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Did you rawdog all of them?

i rawdogged them good and proper, screamed HASH TAG RAWDOGFORLIFE just as i was about to cum

that doesn't sound very romantic at all.

i was raised in a rape culture, and you try to blame me, i'm just a bi-product

I beat her at bowling and she took me back to her place. I left in good spirits a few hours later.