Sorry you got turned down but it's no reason to fake suicide...Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
:feel:
Sorry you got turned down but it's no reason to fake suicide...Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
:feel:
everyone has permission to insult me, fat elvis jokes are tolerated and encouraged
except for doli, i fucking hate him
just as plan ned guy
Doli shut up get back intinychat
doli i dont actually hate you i secretly think about how i just want to be your buddy
plug drugs let's talk on the phone
do people really still think that asshole who said he was killing himself was me, fucking stupid that my already shitty reputation became even worse because some guy typed in "plug drugs" as his username, literally anybody could have done that, unfuckingbelievable
yes we do
dude, it wasnt me
you aint shaggy muthafocka it was you
i'm willing to be there for you plug drugs. Don't kill yourself over some 50+ year old woman.
you fucking suck plug drgus lmao
:raged:
i dont know who to believe, this is escalating to quite the thriller
plug drugs wasnt at no fucking store he got busted being patheticQuote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Penis.
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: Hi asl
You: i am a dragon
Stranger: Dragons can still have genders
You: aye tis true indeed lad, but typing with these claws is a bitch i tell you
Stranger: I can imagine so
You: i dont see how black women do this all day
Stranger: Lmao
You: ok well gotta go raze a villiage and toast a few goats
Stranger: Okay. Bye?
You: stay carnivorous my friend
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
I think Indians are amazing.
You: which kind
Stranger: I think native americanS?
You: the bababababa feather headdress or the we worship the dumbest mammal on the planet curry kind?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
im sorry those are not funny
the finest nf ive seen in awhile i might add
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Are you horny?
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
You: yep
Stranger: Slighlt
Stranger: *y
You: do you have a penis stranger?
Stranger: Nope
You: yay i do
You: we are compatible
Stranger: :P
You: lolz
You: ok well its almost a penis
Stranger: Well okay then...
Stranger: WhT???
You: i mean like i am bigger than a squirrell
You: sorta
Stranger: ....
You: a squirrell is a little thicker i think
Stranger: What how?
Stranger: Wtf im so confused, a squirrel penis???
You: well i was curious so i trapped one once and i gave it a blowjob
You: i dont recommend that
You: i got really scratched up
Stranger: Shiiiit
Stranger: You were bored huh?
You: finally did it though, yep, im the only man that exer sexed up a squirrell
Stranger: Bleh
You: oh hey baby do you have red hair?
Stranger: Never gonna forget that O.O
Stranger: Nope...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What keeps you from killing yourself? (Just want to know, not to be an asshole)
You: pussy and weeed
Stranger: idk
Stranger: never actually considered killing myself
You: mani did
Stranger: adri did too
You: then i started doing crack
Stranger: and amanda
Stranger: it sucks
You: no way man crack is great
Stranger: i don't do any drugs
You: you can get ugly chicks to fuck you for it
Stranger: why would you want to fuck ugly chicks?
You: hey dont judge me
Stranger: just asking
You: thats not very liberal man
You: i bet you hate gay marriage too
Stranger: i'm not a liberall
Stranger: and no i don't hate gay marriage
Stranger: infact i ty to support it
You: bagging on ugly people what you saying ugly people dont deserve to fuck man?
Stranger: no
You: so ugly people cant feel good like you even though they cant help that shit right?
Stranger: ok you lost me there
You: you disgust me sir
Stranger: idgaf
You: also cocks
Stranger: you took my inocent questio and twisted it
Stranger: what?
You: i was raped by my babbysitter
You: when i was 8 he raped me and my parents did nothing
Stranger: your parents were terrible or didn't know then
Stranger: also talk to a therapist not me
You: i love you youre smart do you have MSN?
You: will you show me your dick?
Stranger: *face palm*
Stranger: no
You: i hate you you dont love me whats wrong with you i was only ever nice!!!
You: WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME!!!
Stranger: hahahahaha yeah rght!
Stranger: you hated me
Stranger: you insulted me
Stranger: why would i even like you?
You: because i have a nice ass
Stranger: ...............
You: all the ice dealers love my ass
Stranger: ice dealers?
You: look are you going to send me the 500 dollars for my rent or what goddammit you promised you would!
Stranger: yea you totally needa therapist
You: i dont want to live anymore
Stranger: ok
You: you dont love me and im going to be homeless
You: i have 2 degrees and all i can do is get a job in a pet shop shoveling puppy poops
Stranger: actually i hate you
You: haha nobody hates me everyone loves me and my boytits
Stranger: I HATE YOU
You: hey do you like eminem?
Stranger: no
You: i used to moderate his forum
Stranger: fuck shady
Stranger: and you
Stranger: i hate both of you
You: you take that back you fuckwit bush-pig
Stranger: make me
You: youre stupid youre a retarded fuckwit slag
You: eminem is the best musician ever
Stranger: insults
You: and he will make my babbies!
Stranger: never seen that before
Stranger: eminem sucks
You: fuck you
You have disconnected.
http://tinychat.com/rubynet
cberry is black as fuck
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
You: you can get ugly chicks to fuck you for it
Stranger: why would you want to fuck ugly chicks?
You: hey dont judge me
codeys life in a nutshell
http://i.imgur.com/F3KU9.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
u where not even half as drunk last night,, u where saying whole sentences and everything,
Honestly I don;t think anyone could do it well enough to legitimately fool dp, he has an incredibly advanced bullshit detector. I didn't see any of this but if he believes it was you then I am inclined to believe it that too, and not just because it makes a better story. Get off the internet and get your ass to NA, you're falling apart.Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
the way it happened in real time like that and the way plug drugs was getting more and more visibly upset as the night went on, , it was either perfectly timed, by master troll steven yelle, or he really faked killing self to win the heart of a pretty young lass, named lisa,,
I couldn't believe how fat he was and then I saw that he eats doritos non stop and then it all became clear
also later when I showed up he was legitimately crying on cam I saw him wiping away tears in between handfuls of chips
sweaty, cheeto tears all over the place while we defiled the love of his life,
GET ON MSN LISA,