Plump drugs if your still you are alive, please post itt, so i know your ok,

i dont know who to believe, this is escalating to quite the thriller

[Cody]

i dont know who to believe this is escalating to quite the thriller

plug drugs wasnt at no fucking store he got busted being pathetic

[Cody]

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
I think Indians are amazing.
You: which kind
Stranger: I think native americanS?
You: the bababababa feather headdress or the we worship the dumbest mammal on the planet curry kind?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the finest nf ive seen in awhile i might add

[Cody]

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Are you horny?
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
You: yep
Stranger: Slighlt
Stranger: *y
You: do you have a penis stranger?
Stranger: Nope
You: yay i do
You: we are compatible
Stranger: :P
You: lolz
You: ok well its almost a penis
Stranger: Well okay then...
Stranger: WhT???
You: i mean like i am bigger than a squirrell
You: sorta
Stranger: ....
You: a squirrell is a little thicker i think
Stranger: What how?
Stranger: Wtf im so confused, a squirrel penis???
You: well i was curious so i trapped one once and i gave it a blowjob
You: i dont recommend that
You: i got really scratched up
Stranger: Shiiiit
Stranger: You were bored huh?
You: finally did it though, yep, im the only man that exer sexed up a squirrell
Stranger: Bleh
You: oh hey baby do you have red hair?
Stranger: Never gonna forget that O.O
Stranger: Nope...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cody]

What keeps you from killing yourself? (Just want to know, not to be an asshole)
You: pussy and weeed
Stranger: idk
Stranger: never actually considered killing myself
You: mani did
Stranger: adri did too
You: then i started doing crack
Stranger: and amanda
Stranger: it sucks
You: no way man crack is great
Stranger: i don't do any drugs
You: you can get ugly chicks to fuck you for it
Stranger: why would you want to fuck ugly chicks?
You: hey dont judge me
Stranger: just asking
You: thats not very liberal man
You: i bet you hate gay marriage too
Stranger: i'm not a liberall
Stranger: and no i don't hate gay marriage
Stranger: infact i ty to support it
You: bagging on ugly people what you saying ugly people dont deserve to fuck man?
Stranger: no
You: so ugly people cant feel good like you even though they cant help that shit right?
Stranger: ok you lost me there
You: you disgust me sir
Stranger: idgaf
You: also cocks
Stranger: you took my inocent questio and twisted it
Stranger: what?
You: i was raped by my babbysitter
You: when i was 8 he raped me and my parents did nothing
Stranger: your parents were terrible or didn't know then
Stranger: also talk to a therapist not me
You: i love you youre smart do you have MSN?
You: will you show me your dick?
Stranger: *face palm*
Stranger: no
You: i hate you you dont love me whats wrong with you i was only ever nice!!!
You: WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME!!!
Stranger: hahahahaha yeah rght!
Stranger: you hated me
Stranger: you insulted me
Stranger: why would i even like you?
You: because i have a nice ass
Stranger: ...............
You: all the ice dealers love my ass
Stranger: ice dealers?
You: look are you going to send me the 500 dollars for my rent or what goddammit you promised you would!
Stranger: yea you totally needa therapist
You: i dont want to live anymore
Stranger: ok
You: you dont love me and im going to be homeless
You: i have 2 degrees and all i can do is get a job in a pet shop shoveling puppy poops
Stranger: actually i hate you
You: haha nobody hates me everyone loves me and my boytits
Stranger: I HATE YOU
You: hey do you like eminem?
Stranger: no
You: i used to moderate his forum
Stranger: fuck shady
Stranger: and you
Stranger: i hate both of you
You: you take that back you fuckwit bush-pig
Stranger: make me
You: youre stupid youre a retarded fuckwit slag
You: eminem is the best musician ever
Stranger: insults
You: and he will make my babbies!
Stranger: never seen that before
Stranger: eminem sucks
You: fuck you
You have disconnected.