So my good friend Jon has been sucked in by a lizard hole.

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

The high saturated fats increases your testosterone and makes your dick really huge

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whoever told you this was lying

RED MEAT AND BROCOLLI SON, RED MEAT AND BROCOLLI

racoon diet, eat trash outta trash bins,, get fit, save money

and flex your dick and swing it around, it will get bigger/longer - but at the cost of no longer having a non-floppy dick

your penis is like a flesh balloon; think physics and rotational acceleration - more blood starts flowing out to the end of it

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

and flex your dick and swing it around, it will get bigger/longer - but at the cost of no longer having a non-floppy dick

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It's not called jelqing

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

your penis is like a flesh balloon; think physics and rotational acceleration - more blood starts flowing out to the end of it

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Penish is like weak tongue... not flesh balloon

am i like the only guy who knows/does this

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Originally Posted by EPSON

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.............................it was better when you were herped try hard corey.

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8 year old chinese kid with anime hair

http://i.imgur.com/azkybf9.png?1

shut the fuck up marco

you need to try out The Ruby Diet, it consists of only eating ez mac once a day, it is great for your finger nails

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Originally Posted by juji

It's not called jelqing

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correct; jelqing is like milking your penis and forcing blood to the end of it which is dangerous to your dick-tissue
when you swing your penis around in a circle instead, you are letting the blood flow out naturally to the end
enjoy your big new floppy penis

can someone tell me why codu has latched onto elezzzark and is niw suckinf his dick like he used to do to marks?

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Originally Posted by m0nde

can someone tell me why codu has latched onto elezzzark and is niw suckinf his dick like he used to do to marks?

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just because i am friendly to someone doesn't mean i'm sucking their dick monde, but you pay money and fly across continents just to get a picture taken at a wedding or some shit so lets discuss your dick sucking for e cred ok

He showed me his real dick and it had a big nob of dick cheese on it

lisa is replying to a post made 3 days ago her internet sucks

we should go back to talking about foods

Dick cheese anyone?

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Originally Posted by Camoron

i dont think i saw it, i just saw it when i went online a few minutes ago lol, also garfaild snapchatted me a picture of jon and cag in tinychat and i was like what so i went online, my heart is pretty shattered into a billion bitty little pieces that is for sure

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i amwitness to tehis

i am sorry cam. but on the upside you have a new career you can marry your job bro

shut up codey

what? i was being sincere

fuck you niobdoy gives a shit about camoron

I do.

especially me

I happen to fucking like the guy ok.

Would you make out with him?

stop projecting rooty at least cam has the balls to be real around here

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

whoever told you this was lying

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No it's true

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Originally Posted by KKKody

stop projecting rooty at least cam has the balls to be real around here

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Y do u think Im fake

rootbeer tell your girlfriend to read and reply to my pm please I really need to get moving on this project and I want to get as many opinions as possible so I know how to proceed

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

you need to try out The Ruby Diet, it consists of only eating ez mac once a day, it is great for your finger nails

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and occasionally your own cum