So my good friend Jon has been sucked in by a lizard hole.

[juji]

and flex your dick and swing it around, it will get bigger/longer - but at the cost of no longer having a non-floppy dick

It's not called jelqing

your penis is like a flesh balloon; think physics and rotational acceleration - more blood starts flowing out to the end of it

Penish is like weak tongue... not flesh balloon