Ok i just watched the new superman movie, and they tried to make it dark and uber realistic like the batman movies but,,,

they brought back the whole clark kent daily plaent bullshit, srsly u can't tell it's fucking superman all he does is put on glasses, the most famous man on earth puts on glasses and u can't tell it's him anymore, fuck u superman reboot

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hi mr milk man, you knwo what you sort of look like, nahh couldn't be

now i hear batman is gonna fight super man in the next movie, superman would just like laser eye him and it would be over irl

uhm, superman was not rly seen by like anyone though, in the first movie, was he? nobody took his picture or anything, and Lois Lane already knows hes superman, and he just started working there

and yes

BAtman will be in it.F ucing epic. They're gonna launch a shared universe from this like Marvel Studios. It's gonna be fucking rad. Can't wait for Justice League and Batman Reboot. Just concerned that Batman is being played by Ben Affleck. Isnt he a little old?

Lex Luthor is being played by Brian Cranston lol

and also a shit actor

ya someone had to have gotten video of him and the other guy ripping up the city, it's not really everyday u see people fly around, and destory entire city blocks

oh and general zod like showed his fucking picture in the I AM HERE FOR THE FAG FROM KRYPTON, when he took over every bodys tv and ipad

Yes. No one took his picture when he was standing around in a multicolored suit at the scene of the worst disaster in human history in 2013.

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Originally Posted by Camoron

and also a shit actor

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uhhh u have seen malcolm in the middle right, he won a few emmys for that

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

Yes. No one took his picture when he was standing around in a multicolored suit at the scene of the worst disaster in human history in 2013.

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let me just blend right in, i am sure newpaper reporters will not follow the news they will never know it's me

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uhhh u have seen malcolm in the middle right, he won a few emmys for that

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i was talkign about ben affleck lol

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oh and general zod like showed his fucking picture in the I AM HERE FOR THE FAG FROM KRYPTON, when he took over every bodys tv and ipad

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no he didnt he didnt know what he looekd like how could he

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and also a shit actor

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you seen THE TOWN, he was pretty freaking sweet in that

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I AM THE DANGER
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ruby u get thought all the breaking bad seasons yet, if u make a mega thread i would acutally read it for the first time ever since that fucking show owns so bad,

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Yes. No one took his picture when he was standing around in a multicolored suit at the scene of the worst disaster in human history in 2013.

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but he wasnt, he was busy destroying the machine thing and then he was fighting zod. the only times he was standing around lots of people were when he first went to Smallville to fight the two Kryptonians and later when he was in the grand central station with Zod in the headlock. thats where people probably would have been photographing him if they werent too busy trying to not get killed by zod;s heat vision

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I want to get raped by her :rain:

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no he didnt he didnt know what he looekd like how could he

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ok maybe, but w/e i am sure 9000 people got footage of him with there iphones and posted it to youtube

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you seen THE TOWN, he was pretty freaking sweet in that

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it was a good movie but he wasnt that good in it

same with Argo, he was okay

his real talent is behind the camera not in front of it, leave the acting to his brother Casey who is actually a good actor

hply shit you nerds , shut the fuck up alredy i dnto want to read tihs go play som dungeon and dragon lol

i hope the next movie is not directed by zack snyder but i already know it was confirmed it will be

i really wish chris nolan would do superman instead of just producing it

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but he wasnt, he was busy destroying the machine thing and then he was fighting zod. the only times he was standing around lots of people were when he first went to Smallville to fight the two Kryptonians and later when he was in the grand central station with Zod in the headlock. thats where people probably would have been photographing him if they werent too busy trying to not get killed by zod;s heat vision

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Yes. Other than when he kissed Louis in front of hundreds of people. There are also no CCTV cameras in Smallville or Metroplis. He's also a really good superhero keeping the fighting in these areas and going after the doomsday device in the middle of the ocean not hurting anyone and leaving the one in the middle of a megacity to the inept military. Nice one m8.

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ruby u get thought all the breaking bad seasons yet, if u make a mega thread i would acutally read it for the first time ever since that fucking show owns so bad,

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ya, and maybe I will :wasntme:

lol ya, id definitely read a ruby calaber rmegathrad about breakign bad edit: no i woudlnt

hmm the only flying person on earth who would want to take a video of that

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lol ya, id definitely read a ruby calaber rmegathrad about breakign bad edit: no i woudlnt

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i would just repost it to the breaking bad subreddit, and get a milloon reddit karma points,

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Yes. Other than when he kissed Louis in front of hundreds of people. There are also no CCTV cameras in Smallville or Metroplis. He's also a really good superhero keeping the fighting in these areas and going after the doomsday device in the middle of the ocean not hurting anyone and leaving the one in the middle of a megacity to the inept military. Nice one m8.

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he had to go after the one on the other side of the world because if you WATCHED THE MOVIE it was the MASTER, the other one was the SLAVE, he had to destroy the master to shut down the slave, they only said it like 12 times so you have to pay attention and not be an autistic retard with ADHD
also this is america land of the free we dont have CCTV cameras on every corner like the dystopian nightmare government of the UK rofl

im gioign to come out and say taht i rly hate the thign that ruby does where he uses capital leters and puts periods at the ends of his sentences and tries to sound sper serious while actualy saying a sarcastic thign, i hate it ruby i hate it

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he had to go after the one on the other side of the world because if you WATCHED THE MOVIE it was the MASTER, the other one was the SLAVE, he had to destroy the master to shut down the slave, they only said it like 12 times so you have to pay attention and not be an autistic retard with ADHD
also this is america land of the free we dont have CCTV cameras on every corner like the dystopian nightmare government of the UK rofl

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actualy the smart one was master adn the dumb one was blaster, and mad max realized blaster was jsut a retard and so he ditndt want to kill him btu tina fey made him kill him any way... god damn waht a good movie

i think it's funny and it makes me think someone is being sarcastic or lying whenever I see them type "Yes." with a capital letter and a period after it

i actually read his lost finale mega thread(shhh don't tell him) and what i ended up doing was copying and pasting it into a txt file so all the weird formatting was gone,

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he had to go after the one on the other side of the world because if you WATCHED THE MOVIE it was the MASTER, the other one was the SLAVE, he had to destroy the master to shut down the slave, they only said it like 12 times so you have to pay attention and not be an autistic retard with ADHD
also this is america land of the free we dont have CCTV cameras on every corner like the dystopian nightmare government of the UK rofl

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you know meporlits is based on nyc , and there are a million light pole cameras everywhere,

I read all of his megathreads.

i will make one for the finale if he doesn't

here's the start of it


SKYLAR IS DEAD LOLOLOLLLL MAYBE SHE CAN COME BACK IN THE WALKING DEAD ON AMC AND BE A STUCK UP ZOMBIE, HERE'S A GIF OF WALT BLOWING HER UP WITH SCIENCE

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actualy the smart one was master adn the dumb one was blaster, and mad max realized blaster was jsut a retard and so he ditndt want to kill him btu tina fey made him kill him any way... god damn waht a good movie

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i belive blaster was played by corky from life goes on chris burke on the most successful actual retard actors ever

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Originally Posted by Camoron

he had to go after the one on the other side of the world because if you WATCHED THE MOVIE it was the MASTER, the other one was the SLAVE, he had to destroy the master to shut down the slave, they only said it like 12 times so you have to pay attention and not be an autistic retard with ADHD
also this is america land of the free we dont have CCTV cameras on every corner like the dystopian nightmare government of the UK rofl

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Huh. I guess it was a good decision to go after the master that was for some reason not defended by kryptonians at all and leave the one guard by kryptonians IN A CITY to the useless army. Definitely do not let the army go after the relatively unguarded master and just literally nuke the fuck out of it staying out of range of those stupid tentacles because it's in the middle of the sea and who gives a shit and let the superpowered guy go and fight the superpowered people and save all those peoples lives and not waste a few jets. Nice thinking. Also lets tackle the Big Bad INTO my hometown. That's a cool place to have a superpowered fight.

dr manhattan vs superman there's an actual fight i would want 2 see,

lol just scrolled to the bottom of this thread of course ruby's posting it, don't worry I didn't read it, just wanted to let you know this is a horrible horrible thread about some boring nerd shit and you guys should do this thing called going outside you really gotta try it some time because you'll find out superman isn't even real, I know right? it';s true, him nor supercat nor any of the other fantastic fours are real. and fiction? fiction is for losers, so stop being losers, get on the saddle and get ouside give it a try!

not coming back into this thread lol don't even bother replying just siley sizzle inside yourself but I'm seirous, for your own health, go outside some time ;]

Boy am I glad I brought this fight into a populated town. I'm really glad Faora killed a dozen soldiers and raped that guy who worked at iHop off-screen.
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