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this has been a Healthy Tips & Tricks with doctor plug drugs
people who meet at the tip are more likely to contract SUPER AIDS
correlation is not causation, also wheres the study moron
People who shove pills up their ass are 10X more likely to put other objects up their ass.
people who fall in love with lisa over the internet are 10 times more likely to become a pariah to online communities
They also discover they are sexually attracted to little boys.
pretty sure it has to do with alcohol's dilation of blood vessels promoting good heart health and caffeine's damaging effect on the vascular system, its just science doli. Here's an abstract:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/1...10.01286.x/pdf
oh youve got to register to view it, oh those fucking jews, well here is some schmuck internet journalist's flawed and biased take on the study:
http://content.time.com/time/magazin...017200,00.html
and as for the coffee thing i dont think thats very true, for every study saying that coffee is bad for you there's one more that says its good for you
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that study doesnt compare coffee drinkers and alcohol drinkers, it compares moderate alcohol drinkers to non-drinkers and heavy drinkers. i also rly have to question the methodology, all they did was get a bunch of old ppls names and drinking status then wait for them to die so they could look at their death certificates. the ppl who were heavy drinkers at the age of 55 could easily have stopped at the age of 56, someone who was a heavy drinker at age 54 could easily have abstained at age 55 and been listed as an abstainer, etc. this study is shit, and theres also this pretty enormous qualifier tucked in:
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A model controlling for former problem drinking status, existing health problems, and key sociodemographic and social-behavioral factors, as well as for age and gender, substantially reduced the mortality effect for abstainers compared to moderate drinkers
in short no, i rly dont think anyone should pick up "moderate drinking" so that they can live longer
The guy accross the street died from liver failure. He drank a pint of vodka everyday
and he was cag's dad, rip cag's father
[bows head in silense]
yeah that doesn't matter the numbers are large enough where a few heavy drinker becoming abstainers or abstainers becoming heavy drinkers here or there doesnt really put a dent in these percentages:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
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The sample of those who were studied included individuals between ages 55 and 65 who had had any kind of outpatient care in the previous three years. The 1,824 participants were followed for 20 years. One drawback of the sample: a disproportionate number, 63%, were men. Just over 69% of the abstainers died during the 20 years, 60% of the heavy drinkers died and only 41% of moderate drinkers died.
95% of the time i don't read what plug drugs posts
you could say that participants of the study who already had serious health problems to begin with would be less likely to drink, I'd take that as a valid counter-argument
i put booz in my coffee, so i will live to be 100
Doli and dp pretty smug mocking the dead
thats not true. prior drinking history is a huge thign that they didnt even take into accountQuote:
Originally Posted by Moonman
cag is basically living on borrowed time,
I was in a good mood today until reading this thread.
like that even matters, i think a bigger flaw is the fact that someone with cancer probably isnt going to be hitting the bottle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
Also, cancer is the leading cause of death in that age group
actually i take that back, 65+ the biggest killer is heart disease, and alcohol can in theory protect someone from heart disease, its just science doli
i am going to live forever its science
when im on speed, drinking alcohol can alleviate the body load, lower my high heart rate, and virtually eliminate the stimulant comedown/crash, as long as i'm drinking lots of water and staying hydrated as well. That's all the proof i need that alcohol is healthy for you. I'm a huge proponent of poly-drug use. If youre gonna do drugs you might as well just speedball it
Science is based on fact, not theories.Quote:
Originally Posted by Moonman
okay is einstein's theory of relativity not science then?Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
its jew trickery
You can't compare your retarded theories to what you read off a brief history of time. Remenmber, you are a cart pushing stuffy who shoves heroine and speed up his ass
Riddle me this, pluggy, lmao what kind of theories would Einstein have about you shoving drugs in your ass?
alcohol consumption poses huge risks that extend beyond any protective effect moderate drinking might have on the cardiovascular system. that u actually think mixing an amphetamine and alcohol together has some sort of magical beneficial effect shows how big of a moron you are, you are NOT suposed to take amphetamines with alcohol period, the end. thats a great way to harm urself
the plural of anecdote is not dataQuote:
Originally Posted by Moonman
when i snort cocaine it makes me feel GOOD! thats all the proof i need that cocaine is good for you
cag knows this well. when cag takes her adderall with a big bottle of whiskey her little kidneys starts to shrivel up
Dr. Plug drugs
what are you even talking aboutQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
i clearly dont find it insulting pointing out that i put drugs up my butt, i mean i nsmed myself plug drugs okayQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
yeah you sound like youre very educated on the subject, by what mechanism does taking both together pose a risk of harming you? the truth is taking both together is less harmful than taking either aloneQuote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
in fact if you wound up in the ER from an amphetamine overdose, the first line of treatment would be to give you benodiazepines